Cam quotes from Bones

[marvels at Angela's new holographic projector] I feel like I should be wearing silly glasses eating popcorn.

[to Daisy, about her unborn son] Wow, you are so much bigger than I expected. It looks like he might come out dressed and ready for school.

[to NSA Agent Gill] And I'm afraid I don't work for you, I don't answer to you and until I see a court order saying I have to share information with you, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the building.

It's easy to want to run away from things that scare you. Easier than trying to fight through the complications.

Hey, Hodge-Podge, all engines reverse. First we identify beyond a shadow of a doubt. Then we get paranoid.

Hodgins

Cool. As long as paranoia's on the schedule somewhere.

You're chattering me to death because you hope I'll forget that you called me a wank-tard.

Hodgins

It's a... made-up word. No meaning.

If it happens again, I will take action. And I am from New York, which means that I will take New York action. Am I clear?

Brennan

Not at all.

Zack

I'm from Michigan.

Hodgins

Dr Saroyan means she'll make us watch musical theatre.

Booth

Yeah, Bones doesn't intimidate.

Then... what?

Booth

Have you seen the way she stares at human remains before she makes a decision?

Yes.

Booth

You're human remains and... she hasn't made a decision yet.

(after advising Dr. Brennan and the rest of the team the Turko will only get 10 years for his involvement in the train crash) It's 10 years or nothing. I can only work with what I'm given, and the forensic work on this was not good enough.

Brennan

What?

You were fooled by fake dental records, you baked some spam.

What did you want us to do?

Your jobs.

Booth

Hey!

No, Ms. Supek, you want us to do your job. My people gave you all the evidence you need to fry Turko with any reasonable jury.

We gave you everything you needed to arrest Turko.

Arrest is not a conviction.

We definitely gave you enough to reject his plea bargain and indict him in the wrongful death of a Senator.

Indictment is not a conviction.

Booth

You accept that plea bargain and the investigation stops.

Brennan

Indict him. Give us time to get you what you need.

If you accept this plea bargain, you don't deserve to be a Federal Prosecutor.

Dr. Saroyan!

Yeah, it's scary. The whole country'll be watching the trial and you don't want to go in with less than a sure thing. But you put my people on the stand as expert witnesses and that's a sure thing.

Not Zack.

You can tell the story of what happened using the evidence these people provided, and if you any ability as a prosecutor you'll win the case.

Are you finished?

No, Ms. Supac. In the future when you have problems with my team, you'll register them with me, in private, not by grand standing in a public forum.

What do you want?

Angela

George Clooney naked on a white sand beach, but I can give you faces after the skull's been reconstructed.

(about the main suspect) Looks like he's not walking this time Seeley.

Hodgins

Ironic, since he's running now.

Hodgins

Right. (looks at Booth) Wasn't your fault, dude.

Brennan

Do you want children?

What?

Brennan

Children?

Maybe, if I can find one that sleeps late and cleans. Does this apply to the case in any way?

Brennan

No, just curious. Most people think it's odd when a woman doesn't want children but obviously, you don't.

Are you pregnant?

Brennan

No! I'm not.

Booth

Why are you looking at me?

Well as long as you're not leaving the lab every two minutes to pee...

Brennan

No intention of it.

So all this back and forth was for nothing. Good to know.

I love being a hero.

Brennan

A heroine.

Mmm, sounds too druggie. I'm going with hero.

Let's just hand the prosecutor what she needs so I can have a nice weekend knocking back shots and playing poker.

Brennan

Yeah, that should motivate us.

Brennan

I can't work like this!

Are you telling me I should start looking for your replacement?

Angela

Dr. Saroyan, I don't want to be overly dramatic or anything, but if you lose Brennan, you lose us all.

Really?

Angela

Really, and Booth too.