Cam quotes from Bones

Brennan

No bones, no Bones... I was the second "Bones."

Oh, very witty.

So what? You got a part of the groom instead of the bride?

Booth

Bones stole it!

Brennan

Uh, not stole -- swapped.

Booth

From an old Chinese lady's mantle.

Brennan

I brought a bunch of chimpanzee bones and pulled the old ah, switchamacallit.

Booth

Switcheroo.

Whatchamacallit.

Booth

Two different things.

Zack

Positive ID on both sets of remains. William Chang and Li-Ling Fan.

Angela

[looking at both skeletons and their pictures] Wow, they kind of go together.

Because they're deceased?

Angela

Yeah. But more than that, they are exactly the same level of hotness.

Which is zero, because they're skeletons.

Ahem. Do I have to throw cold water on you two?

Angela

We were, uh, just...

I know, just try to keep it off the internet. So, I have bad news. We've all been exposed to Coccidioidomycosis, a fungal infection from the graveyard dirt we've been breathing. Symptoms include nausea, weakness, fever...

Hodgins

I feel fine.

Angela

Yeah, me too.

...decreased labido...

Hodgins

I'm listening.

We're all gonna get shots.

Angela

Yeah, that sounds good.

Hodgins

Very good, yeah.

Thought so.

[after testing Father Matt for poison] The good news is, we know how to make you feel a lot better.

Hodgins

Bad news is, someone is trying to kill you.

Hodgins

Waffle-soled shoes and a track suit.

You know who wears track suits?

Zack

Athletes?

No, huge tubs of lard or retired people.

Okay, time to step out of your comfort zones, people.

Hodgins

What comfort zone?

Why do you know that?

Zack

My knowledge is vast.

Why did I ask?

Hodgins

Whoa, wait a minute.

What is it?

Hodgins

A-ha, unidentified particulates. The two sweetest words I know.

I don't even want to think about your pillow talk with Angela.

Booth

[walks onto the platform] Ok, squint squad, why does she look like a glow stick?

Hodgins

[rhetorically] Why does everyone think my job is so easy?

[looks at the body] Wow, you weren't kidding. Twirl her around, we can pretend we're at a rave. What's the good word, Hodgins?

Hodgins

[protests] Hey! I am not a party trick!

Usually when you get all blustery, it's cause you think something's your fault.

Booth

Yeah, well, you know, I did arrest her father for murder. She could be having trouble with that.

Exposing a parent to the death penalty can have a chilling effect on a partnership.

Booth

There's only one place that uses the pink rock in its foundations. It's an old deserted bank on the Anacostia River.

Bingo, baby.

Brennan

Why "bingo, baby"?

Booth

I checked into the ownership of the place.

Brennan

Why "bingo, baby"?

Take Angela. Let her do that thing where she looks at photographs and reads people's minds.

Brennan

No, actually what she does is read minute facial indi-

[Cutting her off] Joke, Dr. Brennan.

[to Booth] You arrested the Deputy Director of the Secret Service for voyeurism?

Booth

Yeah, Bones in her office?

That is awesome.

Hitting the top of the shoulder wouldn't be a severe injury.

Zack

She could bandage herself and still be ambulatory.

You know, you could say "walk around" instead. I wouldn't fire you.

Zack

"Walk around" implies aimlessness, which I'm not able to determine.

Can't believe I still ask these things.