Angela Montenegro quotes from Bones

Angela

Please, she's been sleeping alone for months! She has enough pent-up sexual energy to power a small Midwestern city.

Angela

We are going to that Christmas party. We are going to drink eggnog. [to Booth] You are going to kiss me under the mistletoe. On the lips. [to Zack and Hodgins] I might kiss you two on the lips. [to Brennan] I may even kiss you in a festive, non-lesbian way. But we are going to that party.

Angela

Okay, you people listen to me. There is a party going on upstairs, okay? A Christmas party, we're going up there. We're going to talk to some people, we're going to sing some carols, we're going to drink some eggnog. [to Booth] You are going to kiss me under the mistletoe. On the lips. [to Zack and Hodgins] I might kiss you guys under the mistletoe too. [to Brennan] Maybe even you in a festive, non-lesbian manner. But we are going to that party.

Angela

Hate is easier to deal with than love, especially disappointed love.

Angela

We make our lives out of chaos and hope. And love.

Angela

(to Zack) Just because you have a doctorate now doesn't mean I won't use you as a swizzle stick.

Angela

I can't fight or shoot a gun; but if something bad happens, I can spit with deadly accuracy.

Angela

This time, Art made Science her bitch.

Angela

[introducing herself to Agent Frost] Angela Montenegro. I do facial reconstructions [nods toward Hodgins] and him.

Angela

Sweetie, this is one of those times when I know what's right and everybody else is confused.

Angela

My heart isn't yours to claim. It's mine to give away.

Angela

Despite the fact that I would love to have my legs wrapped around one right now, men are awful [Brennan gave an agreeing look]

Angela

[to Hodgins] Hey, you wanna stay and have a drink?

Angela

[to Wendell regarding a melon with her face on it] Call that thing by my name one more time. I dare you.

Angela

(to Hodgins) You! You're a genius scientist person, right? So get over here and put this thing together, or there will be BLOOD.