“The Bodies in the Book” quotes from Bones

Only five days? This is an extreme rate of decomp.

Hodgins

Blue crab season. They'll feed on anything, dead or alive. Vegetation, fish, flesh.

Ugh. Opportunistic little bastards.

Well, two hands are better than one, Booth.

Booth

Well, last time I checked, I had two hands. See?

Angela

Testosterone spill on aisle four.

Hodgins

So, for kicks you read --

Feminist trash. You know -- woman finds her power, leaves her oppressive husband, discovers freedom and fulfillment with an artist who knows how to cry and make love like an animal.

Hodgins

So, sex books.

Pretty much, yeah.

When you can't stop thinking about someone when they're not around, that's not a fling. When you remember their touch just like they were still next to you? That's not a fling. If you need to be alone with this, fine... but we both know what we have.

Hodgins

Be careful with fire ants, they're extremely dangerous.

I think the victim would agree with you.

Angela

Can't we just wait till nature takes its course?

Hodgins

Do you have any idea how tight a rat's rectum is?

Angela

Please tell me you don't.