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Now I'm something like a phenomenon…
Phenomenon. Phenomenon, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I'm something like a phenomenon.
It's not very cool when you do it, Beavis.
Oh, sorry man. Phenomenon, Phenomenon. Phenomenon.
Shut up!
De La Soul, "Ego Trippin
Is that girl like in the band?
Umm. I don't know. It's like she's hanging out with the boys but it's like, you know, she's there just to catch a... Whoa, look at that butt!
Yeah.
Oh my God! Ah!
that was quite a butt.
Yeah, Yeah. That's something, right there.
Hey, Butt-head, we should get one of those big tubs and like... and then we could like, have some chicks over, you know, and then like they could be in bikinis... Whoa! Look they're beating up a white guy!
Err... I think he just tripped.
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Rick Dees, "Get Nekked
[about a man in the background with a bathrobe on] Look at that guy back there. [man opens his robe as a upside down woman's legs go by] WHOA, HE JUST SHOWED HIS NADS!
Beavis, if you hadn't been looking at that guy's nads, you might have seen that chick's butt that was upside down at the bottom.
Where was the butt?
It was right next to her legs.
Really? Dammit, I always do that!
Well. This sucks.
Yeah yeah, this sucks! Look at that. That guy, that guy with the pin in cheek, you know, you know, the guy with the boner? It's like, it's like, he's bored, and he's in the video!
Yeah.
Def Leppard, "Animal
Circuses suck!
Yeah.
Where's the dude with two butts?
Right here next to me.
Don't make me smack you again.
Hey, Beavis. Have you ever heard that joke about the elephant and the circus?
Yeah.
There's this dude, and he like, has to clean up all the elephant dung. And it, like, really sucks. So this dude says, "Uh, if it sucks, why don't you give up showbusiness?" And the guy says, "'Cause I like cleaning up elephant dung!"
Yeah. That's pretty funny! That was a good one!
It's all in how you tell it, dude.
Spın̈al Tap really sucks lately.
Yeah. They have all new guys.
Rick Derringer with Hulk Hogan, "Real American
RDRick Derringer
I am a real American...
He's a real American.
Yeah, yeah! He fights for what is right!
Yeah.
He fights! He fights!
He's, like, a good role model, 'cause he just, like, did whatever it took to get big, like, he took those steroid pills.
Oh yeah, yeah, those things you, like, you shove 'em up your butt when have hemorrhoids.
No, Beavis, those are depositories. These are these pills that make you, like, all big and strong, but then they, like, make your nads shrink.
Whoa! What's the point?
Yeah, really. It's like, you know, I may be only like, above average strength, but it's like, at least I haven't messed around with my nads.
Yeah, really!
The Didjits, "Judge the Hot Fudge
Um, is this Colonel Sanders?
Uhh...no, dumbass. Colonel Sanders has, like, a white jacket, and like, a bucket of chicken.
Oh. Oh yeah, maybe this is his son.
This guy fries butt nuggets.
Um, what's a butt nugget?
Here, I'll show you. [is shown grunting]
Ahh! No thanks, Butt-head. I - I'm not that hungry.
What's the deal with these guys? It's like, they got these long-haired guys and then they got this guy, like, in a dork outfit.
Uh...I think these guys are just, like, joking or something.
Oh, really? Oh yeah. They're just, like, fooling around and stuff, huh?
Yeah. This isn't, like, a real video.
Oh, oh yeah. Well, that's good, yeah.
'Cause if this was serious, it would suck.
Yeah.
Hey Butt-head, I am getting kinda hungry. Got any more of those, uh, those, what are they, butt nuggets?
Uh, okay. Here you go! [grunts] Regular or cool ranch?
Yeah. Butt nuggets.
Die Cheerleader, "Pigskin Parade
Oh no, people on a couch! Is this "Friends"?
Uhh, no, it's a video. It's like, whenever they want to show that a band is just, like, you know, a great bunch of guys, they make 'em all crowd onto a couch.
You know, that show "Friends" is stupid! It's like, they're always saying stupid stuff, and um, it's all intellectual and s - and something.
Dammit, Beavis, you're supposed to watch that show with the sound down and just check out the chicks.
Yeah, but um, I don't know, even the chicks, like, that one chick is way too skinny. And her face looks like a scarecrow!
Uh, yeah, but her last name is Cox.
You know, I think you're right, Butt-head, I think, um, there have been a lot of videos, you know, like, with um, where uh, the whole band is on a couch.
Yeah.
You know, Butt-head, um, maybe you should get rid of this couch and, you know, and get us some chairs to go sit in, you know, change of pace.
Hey, King Turd, go out and buy 'em yourself if you don't like this couch!
What did you call me?
I called you "King Turd." 'Cause that's what you are.
Um...um, that sounds kinda like a compliment, Butt-head.
Digital Underground, "The Humpty Dance
Humpty kicks ass!
Yeah. Humpty rules!
HHHumpty Hump
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"...
The name is Humpty, pronounced with an "umpty."
HHHumpty Hump
...and all the rappers in the top ten -- please allow me to bump thee.
Rappers in the top ten -- please allow me to bump thee.
Hey Beavis. I heard this guy really doesn't have a nose. He got in some accident.
No way, Butt-head! That's just a plastic nose.
I know! That's because he had plastic surgery!
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