Butt-head, why don't you try this experiment? Analyze the friction caused by digitally oscillating your weiner.
[Beavis and Butt-head both laugh]
S2 E1Scientific Stuff
That was cool.
[lights a fire-cracking under one fin of a model rocket so that said rocket flies slightly in the air before immediately crashing upon its side] And that was the first time that a teacher was shot into space.
DMrs. Dickie
That was the most offensive science report I've ever heard. How could you do such a thing?
Beavis helped me.
If you pour salt on a snail, a lot of scientific stuff happens.
S2 E2Good Credit
hey butthead, look what i found yesterday.
WOAH, where'd ya find it?
Anderson's house.
PSPet store attendent
Will there be anythings else?
Do you have any dead animals?
[to a parrot] Polly want an Alka-Seltzer?
S2 E3Burger World
AMr. Andreson
Hey, you look kinda familiar. You ain't them kids that spray painted my dog last week, are you?
Uh huh huh, that was uh... other kids.
Large fries, pie, large coffie NOW.
Uhh...
I didn't order uhh.
[punching buttons on the cash register] Uh…here, it's, uh…it's free, I guess.
Did you know, when you eat rump roast, you're eating a cow's butt?
S2 E4Baby Makes Uh, Three
I am going to beat you like a red-headed stepchild!
And it is with utmost regret that I must report that our baby was stolen by gypsies in the night.
I'm gonna slap you around like a redheaded stepchild!
S2 E5Beware of the Butt
[both are hanging upsidedown from the movie sign with their pants down]
[looking at Beavis' butt] Huh huh, your butt kinda looks like baloney. With pimples.
Hey! Why are you so interested in my butt!?
Uh....um...that new GWAR album is pretty cool, huh?
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