I am a real American...
He's a real American.
Yeah, yeah! He fights for what is right!
Yeah.
He fights! He fights!
He's, like, a good role model, 'cause he just, like, did whatever it took to get big, like, he took those steroid pills.
Oh yeah, yeah, those things you, like, you shove 'em up your butt when have hemorrhoids.
No, Beavis, those are depositories. These are these pills that make you, like, all big and strong, but then they, like, make your nads shrink.
Whoa! What's the point?
Yeah, really. It's like, you know, I may be only like, above average strength, but it's like, at least I haven't messed around with my nads.
Yeah, really!
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