This video should have a warning label. "Parental Advisory: What you are about to see sucks."
Yeah, yeah. It sucks! Let's see if we can find a video that, like, doesn't suck.
[Butt-head changes the channel]
Michael Damian, "Rock On
Danger Danger, "Naughty Naughty
Dammit! If this is Bon Jovi, I'm gonna-- [the two see a silhouette of a curvy woman in a window taking her clothes off] Whoa!
Yeah! Her back's all bent out of shape! What's wrong?
Beavis. You butthole. When you see a chick in a window like that...
Yeah.
...and she's got her back bent out of shape, that means she's hot!
I don't know, Butt-head. I think she was, like, injured.
Well, whatever it was, it gave me a stiffy.
Oh yeah.
Hey, Beavis. I thought you called the cable company and told 'em to quit playing this crap.
Um, oh yeah, I did, but then like, when the guy answered, I said, "Excuse me, do you have 12-pound balls?" And then I hung up!
Oh yeah!
It was cool.
Yeah.
[Beavis changes the channel]
How the Gods Kill
[the song becomes less intense]
Oh, man! This part sucks!
Yeah. This song was cool 'til they started getting all wimpy.
For such a big, muscular dude, he sure sings like a wuss.
Yeah.
Rock! Rock, dude!
Terence Trent D'Arby, "She Kissed Me
Is this that Madonna video where she gets naked in front of that little kid?
Yeah. [sees Terence Trent D'Arby] That's not Madonna.
Yeah.
TTTerence Trent D'Arby
But she kissed me, and she put it there.
She kissed him where?
Down there.
Hey, Beavis. Have you ever had a chick kiss you there?
Where?
Uh...anywhere.
Um...yeah.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Liar.
Shut up, Butt-head!
That would be cool if girls just did what you wanted 'em to.
Yeah. Maybe we could make 'em, like, come over and mow the lawn and do all your chores and stuff.
Oh yeah? How old are you, Beavis?
This video is complicated.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I like the boobs and the butts and stuff, but it just seems like it needs some accidents and some blood!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Punk Rock Girl
Something's wrong with these guys.
Yeah, yeah. It's like, they're not trying very hard.
Yeah. And they're making lots of mistakes.
Yeah.
I bet I could take this guy in a fight.
Yeah!
I could kick his butt!
This is the only guy that's ever been in a video that you could kick his ass.
No way, Butt-head. I could kick Vince Neil's ass, too.
Okay, Beavis.
A real punk rock girl would eat this guy alive.
Yeah, yeah! She'd spit out his brains! Yes!
Yeah!
Smokin' Banana Peels
[scoffs] Hippies.
Yeah.
What are they doing?
Yeah. This is college music.
This is musical masturbation.
Yeah. Cool!
Hey, Beavis. What do you listen to when you, uh...you know, uh...
I like to put on "Push the little daisies and make 'em come up!"
Okay.
[a monkey is shown]
Hey, Beavis. How come there's so many monkeys in videos?
Yeah. Dogs are cool.
Okay.
Hey, Butt-head. This sucks, huh?
It sure does, Beavis.
Yeah.
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