Um, is this Colonel Sanders?
Uhh...no, dumbass. Colonel Sanders has, like, a white jacket, and like, a bucket of chicken.
Oh. Oh yeah, maybe this is his son.
This guy fries butt nuggets.
Um, what's a butt nugget?
Here, I'll show you. [is shown grunting]
Ahh! No thanks, Butt-head. I - I'm not that hungry.
What's the deal with these guys? It's like, they got these long-haired guys and then they got this guy, like, in a dork outfit.
Uh...I think these guys are just, like, joking or something.
Oh, really? Oh yeah. They're just, like, fooling around and stuff, huh?
Yeah. This isn't, like, a real video.
Oh, oh yeah. Well, that's good, yeah.
'Cause if this was serious, it would suck.
Hey Butt-head, I am getting kinda hungry. Got any more of those, uh, those, what are they, butt nuggets?
Uh, okay. Here you go! [grunts] Regular or cool ranch?
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