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Beavis and Butt-head in “Die Cheerleader, "Pigskin Parade”

Oh no, people on a couch! Is this "Friends"?

Uhh, no, it's a video. It's like, whenever they want to show that a band is just, like, you know, a great bunch of guys, they make 'em all crowd onto a couch.

You know, that show "Friends" is stupid! It's like, they're always saying stupid stuff, and um, it's all intellectual and s - and something.

Dammit, Beavis, you're supposed to watch that show with the sound down and just check out the chicks.

Yeah, but um, I don't know, even the chicks, like, that one chick is way too skinny. And her face looks like a scarecrow!

Uh, yeah, but her last name is Cox.

You know, I think you're right, Butt-head, I think, um, there have been a lot of videos, you know, like, with um, where uh, the whole band is on a couch.

Yeah.

You know, Butt-head, um, maybe you should get rid of this couch and, you know, and get us some chairs to go sit in, you know, change of pace.

Hey, King Turd, go out and buy 'em yourself if you don't like this couch!

What did you call me?

I called you "King Turd." 'Cause that's what you are.

Um...um, that sounds kinda like a compliment, Butt-head.

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