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Butt-head and Beavis in “Def Leppard, "Animal”

Hey, Beavis. Have you ever heard that joke about the elephant and the circus?

Yeah.

There's this dude, and he like, has to clean up all the elephant dung. And it, like, really sucks. So this dude says, "Uh, if it sucks, why don't you give up showbusiness?" And the guy says, "'Cause I like cleaning up elephant dung!"

Yeah. That's pretty funny! That was a good one!

It's all in how you tell it, dude.

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