Peck quotes from Back at the Barnyard

Wow, saving that race of mole people from those giant evil bloodworms at the center of the Earth was cool!

[The others agree.]

Peck

Definitely one of our better adventures.

I still can't believe they made Pig their emperor.

[Pig is shot out of the ground.]

I abused my power and I learned nothing.

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Look at her beady, little eyes, her furrowed brow, her cruel hateful beak.

Peck

Freddy, you're looking at me.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

Guys, Bessy's my best friend. I refuse to believe she stole those paintings.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Confront her with what we saw?

No way! You remember the last time we tried to confront her with something?

[Flashback to Bessy dropping an anvil on Otis' head.]

Alert the authorities?

Ha! You remember the last time we tried to alert the authorities?

[Flashback to Bessy shoving Pig in Otis' mouth.]

Maybe we should forget the whole thing and go about our business.

You remember the last time we tried to forget the whole thing and go about our business?

[Flashback to Bessy dropping the henhouse on Otis.]

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[Discussing the Z-Box.]

Otis, that thing costs, like, ten thousand tickets.

Yeah, we'll never get that many.

Peck

Ten thousand?

Guys, did Napoleon quit when he needed ten thousand tickets to conquer France? Did that other guy quit when he needed ten thousand tickets to do that ten thousand ticket thing? No! I'm not saying it'll be easy. I'm not saying--

[The others have left, and it's revealed Otis was giving his speech to a small kid, who starts crying.]

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[After the British orphan Otis gave the Z-Box to is revealed to be a conman.]

Well, Otis, you did the wrong thing.

I sure did, Abby. I sure did.

Yeah, it was actually pretty stupid.

Peck

Yeah, I mean, you just gave it to him.

[annoyed] I know what I did!

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[Meeting Psycho the rodeo bull.]

It's that crazy bull!

Peck

He eats cowboys for breakfast!

And accountants for a light snack at 4:00!

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Tell us another story, Santa.

Peck

Yeah, tell us a story!

Yeah, come on, Santa.

Tell us a huge one!

SSanta

Another story? What is this, Santa's book club? Hey, next time I'll tell you about when me and Rudolph went on spring break. No hiding from the cops with that nose.

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Stamps, these are my friends, Otis, Abby, Pig, Pip...

What's up?

Peck...

Peck

Hi there.

...and Freddy.

[Freddy greets Stamps with an arrowed plunger on his face]

SStamps

It's nice to meet you. I can't stay long, Dukey. We just want to stop by and get your blessing, then it's off to Vegas for the wedding.

Vegas? That's practically in Asia. Why don't you guys just get married here at the barnyard?

SStamps

Oh, we wouldn't want to be a bother.

Oh, it's no bother. The farmer is away for the whole week at Fire Dance Camp.

[At Fire Dance Camp, the farmer, wearing a grass skirt, fire dances]

SStamps

In that case, we loved to get married here!

[Otis and the others chatter in excitement. Freddy muffles as if to say, "Weddings are good!"]

So, Stamps, where's my future bro-in-law anyway?

SStamps

Right behind me with the bags. Here he comes now.

[A figure, with its legs seen, carries three bags]

Look at him, carrying your bags all gentlemanly. I like this guy already.

MVMale voice

Thanks, Darren.

[The figure, which turns out to be Baxter, drops the bags]

BBaxter

I like you, too.

[As Otis and the others gasp in shock, Freddy pulls the arrowed plunger off of his face]

Baxter?

BBaxter

That's right. Your sister and I are getting hitched.

Whoa, whoa! [pushes his nemesis aside] Stamps, you can't marry this guy. He's a total conman!

Yeah, he stole Duke's identity and try to get him kicked out of the barnyard!

And then he tricked the farmer into adopting him and got Duke kicked out of the house.

And once he cut off a guy's hand and expelled him from the Jedi Council!

Dude, that was a movie.

I like movies. [a flashback shows Pig, disguise as a boy, watching a horror movie in a movie theater] Don't go in there, the monster's in there! Don't do it, old friend! You believe this? It's like she's not even listening. [answers the phone] Hey, I'm at the movies. Alice just went into the room where Dracula is waiting. Well, of course, I've warned her!

[Back in reality]

I'm telling you, this guy is trouble.

SStamps

Dukey, it's okay. Baxter has told me all about his past, but he's different now.

BBaxter

That's right, Dakron, your sister's love has made me a new dog.

SStamps

Will you please give us your blessing, Dukey? Please? [looks at her brother with puppy dog eyes]