[to Freddy and Peck] Know what I like about you guys? NOTHING!
Meanie!
Oh, it hurts!
[to Abby] You have beautiful hair, ON YOUR UPPER LIP!
Why'd you have to say that?!
[to Pip] How's the weather down there, SHORTY?!
But I'm taller than you. It still hurts!
[Everyone cries.]
Listen, wormy. What say you just get on your hate wagon and hit the road?
Okay, dugly! I called you "dugly", 'cause you're dumb AND ugly!
Yeah, that's great. Look, your little schoolyard taunts don't work on me, so why don't you just dive back into your hole, and leave us alone?
You have to hang bacon around your neck just so puppies will play with you!
[in tears] How did you know that?! I'm a nice guy! Why do I have to hang bacon around my neck?! [weeps] Don't look at me!
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