Stamps, these are my friends, Otis, Abby, Pig, Pip...
What's up?
Peck...
Hi there.
...and Freddy.
[Freddy greets Stamps with an arrowed plunger on his face]
It's nice to meet you. I can't stay long, Dukey. We just want to stop by and get your blessing, then it's off to Vegas for the wedding.
Vegas? That's practically in Asia. Why don't you guys just get married here at the barnyard?
Oh, we wouldn't want to be a bother.
Oh, it's no bother. The farmer is away for the whole week at Fire Dance Camp.
[At Fire Dance Camp, the farmer, wearing a grass skirt, fire dances]
In that case, we loved to get married here!
[Otis and the others chatter in excitement. Freddy muffles as if to say, "Weddings are good!"]
So, Stamps, where's my future bro-in-law anyway?
Right behind me with the bags. Here he comes now.
[A figure, with its legs seen, carries three bags]
Look at him, carrying your bags all gentlemanly. I like this guy already.
Thanks, Darren.
[The figure, which turns out to be Baxter, drops the bags]
I like you, too.
[As Otis and the others gasp in shock, Freddy pulls the arrowed plunger off of his face]
Baxter?
That's right. Your sister and I are getting hitched.
Whoa, whoa! [pushes his nemesis aside] Stamps, you can't marry this guy. He's a total conman!
Yeah, he stole Duke's identity and try to get him kicked out of the barnyard!
And then he tricked the farmer into adopting him and got Duke kicked out of the house.
And once he cut off a guy's hand and expelled him from the Jedi Council!
Dude, that was a movie.
I like movies. [a flashback shows Pig, disguise as a boy, watching a horror movie in a movie theater] Don't go in there, the monster's in there! Don't do it, old friend! You believe this? It's like she's not even listening. [answers the phone] Hey, I'm at the movies. Alice just went into the room where Dracula is waiting. Well, of course, I've warned her!
[Back in reality]
I'm telling you, this guy is trouble.
Dukey, it's okay. Baxter has told me all about his past, but he's different now.
That's right, Dakron, your sister's love has made me a new dog.
Will you please give us your blessing, Dukey? Please? [looks at her brother with puppy dog eyes]
Oh, geez, with the puppy dog eyes? Alright. But I'll be watching you, buddy. [makes an "I'm watching you" gesture]
Thanks, Dukey! Ain't that wonderful, honey?
It sure is, Cuddle-wuggles. Give me some sugar.
[As Stamps and Baxter rub their noses together, Duke growls angrily while he bares his teeth]
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