Buster Bluth quotes from Arrested Development

Buster

Well clearly the blue part is the land.

Buster

Hey, fake Uncle Jack.

Buster

I am no longer a Mother-boy, I am a Mother-man!

GOB

Are those police boats? [house band does a rimshot, as if GOB was joking] No, seriously, I think those are police boats.

George Sr.

That's the Securities and Exchange Commission.

Buster

They have boats?

Michael

I thought Buster had everything under control. I thought you've been going in to the office.

Buster

Yes, and I've enjoyed that. It's just that I was constantly being called to the phone, or I was asked a question, or I was being resuscitated and it was really hard to get a good work flow going.

George Sr.

[regarding Buster] Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. But he was her "miracle baby." And I -- I was just too burnt out on raising you guys to care. So ... he turned out a little soft, you know... a little doughy... I dunno. Maybe it was my fault. Maybe. Maybe I just ignored the guy. [the camera slow zooms out to show Buster sitting between Michael and George Sr.]

Buster

[After yawning for a long time] Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

Buster

She's just wigged out because I have a girlfriend.

A waiter hands him a note and suddenly he's Steve McQueen. He doesn't even know what she looks like.

Buster

I know that she's a brownish area with points.

Michael

You're just jumping right into this, huh?

Buster

That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.

Buster

And I'm going to continue dating, Mom.

Michael

It sounds a little bit like "dating Mom."

Buster

It's starting to feel a little like it.

Buster

Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do.

Jessie

Excellent question. What a publicist does--

Buster

No, no, I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?

George Michael

I work at the banana stand.

Buster

Oh, duh. I thought you meant, like, a plumber or something, and I was like, when did that happen?

Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.

Buster

Our relationship doesn't work?

No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.

Buster

It is exactly the opposite. I'm leaving my mother for you. You're replacing my mother.

Well, that's healthy.

[holding out a tissue] Blow.

Buster

No mother. I can blow myself.

Buster

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.

Suddenly, playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit.

Narrator

Buster was finding himself right at home.

Buster

Oh, my God! I used to have a shirt just like that.

Narrator

It was Buster's old shirt. Lucille had given it to Lupe.

Buster

And the hand chair! I had one in my room! I wonder where that went.

Narrator

It went right there.

Buster

[touching his hand chair] I'd never thought I'd miss a hand so much.

What are you doing home?

Buster

Army had half a day.