Is there any way I can divorce them?
Oh, sure. It's called emancipation. But you've got to prove that you're living in an unstable environment.
Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven't succeeded yet.
“Good Grief” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: George Michael Bluth (2), Lindsay Bluth Fünke (2), Lucille (1), Narrator (1), Tobias Fünke (1), Buster Bluth (1), Maeby Fünke (1), Barry Zuckerkorn (1)
What are you doing home?
Army had half a day.
I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic.
From who? The Nazis?
Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. [imitating John Wayne] I'm not gonna cry about my Pa. I'm gonna build an airport. Put my name on it. [speaking normally] Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?
As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet. But after landing on his mother's housekeeper's head, it flew away. And into a transformer. When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen, believing this to be where Rosa lived.
[to Maeby] You know what? I'm going to throw on a skirt, take off my underwear, and make your Pop-pop proud!
I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
What? The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.
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