Are those police boats? [house band does a rimshot, as if GOB was joking] No, seriously, I think those are police boats.
That's the Securities and Exchange Commission.
They have boats?
“Pilot” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: George Michael Bluth (3), Gob (3), Buster Bluth (3), Lucille (1), Narrator (1), George Bluth Sr. (1)
I thought Buster had everything under control. I thought you've been going in to the office.
Yes, and I've enjoyed that. It's just that I was constantly being called to the phone, or I was asked a question, or I was being resuscitated and it was really hard to get a good work flow going.
Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. [GOB notices children in earshot] ...Or candy!
[From the extended pilot]
Not tricks, Michael, illusions. A trick is something a whore does for money. [GOB notices children in earshot] ...Or cocaine!
Well clearly the blue part is the land.
Okay, guys, um... they are going to keep Dad in prison at least until this gets all sorted out. Also, the attorney said that they're going to have to put a halt on the company's expense account. [The others gasp.] Interesting. I would've expected that after "They're keeping Dad in jail."
What have we always said is the most important thing?
Breakfast!
....no. family.
Oh right! I thought you meant in the things you eat.
If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my children equally.
[Flashback to that morning]
I don't care for Gob.
Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.
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