We need to make Michael the new face of the Bluth company. He's the only likable one in the bunch. No offense.
None taken.
“Public Relations” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Jessie (4), George Michael Bluth (2), Lucille (2), Tobias Fünke (1), Buster Bluth (1), George Bluth Sr. (1)
There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.
Well, that certainly leaves me out. [Everyone looks at Tobias] You said "single," right? She said "single."
Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do.
Excellent question. What a publicist does--
No, no, I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?
I work at the banana stand.
Oh, duh. I thought you meant, like, a plumber or something, and I was like, when did that happen?
Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. It's very sympathetic.
Yeah. Who doesn't love the Jews?
[in prison] Gentlemen, we do not wave our genitals at one another to make a point!
I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.
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Plate or platter?
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
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