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Arrested Development · Season 1, Episode 4

“Key Decisions” quotes from Arrested Development

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“Key Decisions” · Season 1, Episode 4

In this episode: George Michael Bluth (5), Gob (2), Lucille (2), Buster Bluth (2), Lindsay Bluth Fünke (1), Narrator (1)

LBLucille Bluth

I'll be in the hospital bar.

Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.

Well, this is why people hate hospitals. [Cackles at her own wit]

She's just wigged out because I have a girlfriend.

A waiter hands him a note and suddenly he's Steve McQueen. He doesn't even know what she looks like.

I know that she's a brownish area with points.

You're just jumping right into this, huh?

That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.

PWPrison warden

You really think you can break out of my prison?

You won't even know I was here.

The warden was intrigued-- Less about the stunt, and more about the prison beatings this brash magician was sure to receive.

Hey, speaking of kidding, How serious are you about Marta? I get the sense that there's not much of a future there. Am I reading that right?

[from inside the prison] Let me ask you something. How would you feel if I came down on you hard?

You're saying I'm not reading this right.

No, I'm saying move the bike. I need to jump on you to break my fall.

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