Jessie quotes from Arrested Development

Jessie

We need to make Michael the new face of the Bluth company. He's the only likable one in the bunch. No offense.

Michael

None taken.

Jessie

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.

Tobias

Well, that certainly leaves me out. [Everyone looks at Tobias] You said "single," right? She said "single."

Buster

Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do.

Jessie

Excellent question. What a publicist does--

Buster

No, no, I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?

George Michael

I work at the banana stand.

Buster

Oh, duh. I thought you meant, like, a plumber or something, and I was like, when did that happen?

Jessie

Your father's religious now? We'll play that up. It's very sympathetic.

Yeah. Who doesn't love the Jews?