George Michael Bluth quotes from Arrested Development

Michael

Okay, guys, um... they are going to keep Dad in prison at least until this gets all sorted out. Also, the attorney said that they're going to have to put a halt on the company's expense account. [The others gasp.] Interesting. I would've expected that after "They're keeping Dad in jail."

George

No, no, look, you were ... you were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just... a turd.

Michael

Ann-Hog's coming? Well, load her up in the car.

Michael

Mom, after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

I just want my brother to envy my money, but he's got that hair. Why can't I have hair and money and him nothing?

Michael

I was mistakenly voted out of a four-person housing situation in a "pack first, no talking after" scenario.

Michael

I thought Buster had everything under control. I thought you've been going in to the office.

Buster

Yes, and I've enjoyed that. It's just that I was constantly being called to the phone, or I was asked a question, or I was being resuscitated and it was really hard to get a good work flow going.

Michael

What have we always said is the most important thing?

George Michael

Breakfast!

Michael

....no. family.

George Michael

Oh right! I thought you meant in the things you eat.

George Sr.

This is my vacation, Michael.

Michael

You're doing time, Dad.

George Sr.

I'm doing the time... of my life!

Gob

I should be in charge. I'm the older brother.

Michael

Do you even want to be in charge?

Gob

No... but I'd like to be asked!

George Sr.

[repeatedly] There's always money in the banana stand.

George Sr.

There was $250,000 lining the walls of the banana stand!

Michael

What?

George Sr.

Cash, Michael.

Michael

Why didn't you tell me that?

George Sr.

How much clearer can I say it: "THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!"

NO TOUCHING!

George Sr.

NO TOUCHING!

Gob

Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'll go away happily. But if it's personal, I'll go away... but I won't be happy.

Michael

It's personal.

Lindsay

I care deeply for nature.

Michael

You're wearing ostrich-skin boots.

Lindsay

Well, I don't care about ostriches.

I'll be in the hospital bar.

Michael

Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.

Well, this is why people hate hospitals. [Cackles at her own wit]

Michael

You're just jumping right into this, huh?

Buster

That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.