Maeby Fünke quotes from Arrested Development

Maeby

We (George Michael and I) don't have to go, do we?

Michael

This is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

Michael

Since when are you against leather?

Maeby

Yeah, you're not even a vegetarian.

Lindsay

Well, I'm not against the insides. I mean, people need meat to survive.

Michael

You are aware they don't remove it from the cow surgically, right?

Maeby

[working with Lucille] This is so much fun. I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment.

Oh, she thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers.

Maeby

[working with Lucille] Well, we can go get some ice cream, Gangee. That would be fun, right?

I don't think so. That chubby little wrist of yours is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is.

Excuse me, Mrs Fünke.

Oh, this guy again.

Michael

How is he, doctor?

It looks like he's dead.

Oh, my God!

Gob

Oh, little guy. The tears aren't comin'! The tears just aren't comin'!

Michael

Uh, just to be clear: looks like he's dead, or he is dead?

It just looks like he's dead. He's got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he's going to be fine.

Gob

What is wrong with you?

Maeby

This [bleep]ing doctor!

I'll let you celebrate privately.

Maeby

Is there any way I can divorce them?

Barry

Oh, sure. It's called emancipation. But you've got to prove that you're living in an unstable environment.

Maeby

Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven't succeeded yet.

Lindsay

No, you're not going to that. You see, if I show up with you, it'll just make me seem like I'm a mother.

Maeby

I've never thought of you that way.

Lindsay

That's sweet.

Michael

So then, he's more popular than George Michael?

Maeby

Well, that's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of.