Arrested Development · Season 2, Episode 10
“Ready, Aim, Marry Me” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: George Michael Bluth (4), Tobias Fünke (4), Gob (1), Lucille (1), Lindsay Bluth Fünke (1), Narrator (1), Buster Bluth (1)
She'd love to get at me any way she could. That's why she's been flirting with Gob. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for Gob.
I think that makes the joke on Gob.
[looking at a gift basket] Didn't you get one of those, too? You bought Lindsay at the same auction.
I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can sink your arrow into my buttocks any time.
Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you're going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Butterscotch! Want a lick?
[after Michael asks Tobias to buy a tape recorder to record himself speaking] You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"?
Well, I know I did in the jacuzzi.
And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy.
On the next Arrested Development, Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own recordings to see what Michael was referring to.
[on tape] Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Nothing wrong with that.
[on tape] I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.
That's out of context...
[on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
And he realizes there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias... you blow hard! [chuckles]
Hey, fake Uncle Jack.
Well Gob doesn't do anything for the family...
Hey... I'm [bleep]ing Lucille 2!
Oh! I could do something like that...
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