Buster Bluth quotes from Arrested Development

Gob

I'm the pathetic one, Buster, not you. I totally freaked out in front of that prosecutor today. Like a little girl. In a little dress. Little saddle shoes. Little pigtails.

Buster

Wow, that does sound like a little girl.

Buster

Hey! I'm finally being treated like a real person. Not some deformed...

Gob

Ah! Hook. I forgot about that there, Elephant Man. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

Gob

Well, gee, I never thought the woman I'd be checking out at spring break would be Mom.

Buster

She's better looking than the whores you date.

Gob

Don't call my escorts "whores."

Buster

Mom's still got it!

Gob

I DON'T DATE WHORES!

Lindsay

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop.

Michael

It's just Mom and whores.

Michael

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange?

Buster

Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

Michael

I've opened a door here that I regret.

Oh, he's just talking about his stupid turtle.

Buster

She has a name, Mother, and it's Mother.

Lindsay

You know, Mom, I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died.

Buster

You gave us cereal in an ashtray.

Buster

Let me go with you. I was trained by Army. I speak the language.

Michael

You speak Arabic?

Buster

La-ach-ha-tem.

Michael

What's that mean?

Buster

No, I was just clearing my throat... but I think it actually does mean "laundry," but like a child's laundry. We don't really have a word for it.

Buster, you look different.

Buster

Yes, I've been with a black woman.