Barry Zuckerkorn quotes from Arrested Development

Barry Zuckerkorn

Are all the guys in here... you know? [referencing gay inmates]

George Sr.

Oh, no, no. No, not all of them.

Barry Zuckerkorn

Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

George Sr.

Hope?

Barry Zuckerkorn

Think.

Barry Zuckerkorn

It would help if you would all show up looking like a loving, supportive family.

For how long?

Barry Zuckerkorn

Ten minutes tops.

See if you can get it down to five.

Michael

I might not be the best witness either. I got a call from Kitty this morning.

Barry Zuckerkorn

Your secretary?

George Sr.

My secretary.

Michael

She says that she's got some evidence and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands.

Gob

Oh, that is just great. Now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, let's have Gob [bleep] our way out of it."

Maeby

Is there any way I can divorce them?

Barry

Oh, sure. It's called emancipation. But you've got to prove that you're living in an unstable environment.

Maeby

Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven't succeeded yet.