Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.
And I'm so open to that.
S1 E6Skorpio
These corporate bag munchers owe me $630 for my GODDAMN FLEX ACCOUNT.
But even though Cyril may be clingy...
Oh, Saran Wrap could take a lesson.
[after being distracted by Lana in her underwear] Right, because you walked into Strippers Discount Warehouse and said, "Help me showcase my intellect"!
Strippers Discount? Hel-LO! These are Fiacchi!
I think it's pronounced "knock-off"!
S1 E7Skytanic
Pick one. Either A, I tell Lana what happened on that scratchy green office rug, or two, you get inside me.
Or C, maybe I just jam this mop into the engine and kill all of us.
I don't think that's how blimps work.
Darn! Right, we just sort of float around. Stupid, naturally safe helium.
But I am liking the jamming imagery... [She rips open her shirt] and the killing.
[To Pam, who's sitting nearby] And you are just going to sit there?
Yeah, until she tags me in!
So, you're ruining Cyril's life because, in your dream-the-impossible-dream world, it'll make Mr. Archer jealous?
Oh, Pamela, you read me like a poem.
Yeah? What's the poem gonna be about when Cyril snaps and murders you?
I don't know. World's gushiest orgasm?
Lana. Lana! LANA!!!
WHAT?!?
Danger Zone.
Cyril is already freaked out enough about us sharing this shoebox without you air-drying your unkempt bush.
Unkempt bush!? You're one to talk.
My vulva is a smoother than a veal cutlet!
What would you say if I told you your mother made a phony bomb threat just to get a free ride on a blimp?
I'd say that's fairly classic her.
CAP-tain LAM-mers!
Nice read, Velma.
You're driving Cyril straight toward another woman.
Cyril? With another woman? Mallory, seriously. Look at me.
[Cut to Cheryl in bed, with Cyril on top on her, having sex, with Cyril choking Cheryl]
Look at me! Look at and choke me! Oh, yes! Yes! Oh my God yes!
Oh, my God, what am I doing?
[on the toilet in the open bathroom] You're ruining your life, you idiot! And making it hard to drop a deuce.
Wow, you are just a dog in a manger.
I don't know what that means, Pam. I didn't grow up on a cheese farm.
Oh, for the-- It's called a dairy.
[Lana finds Archer running away from the bomb]
Where the fuck are you going?!
To get my turtleneck! I'm not diffusing a bomb in this.
LCaptain Lammers
The stock price could only go up, they said. Well guess what?
Uh... it didn't?
There's your bomber: Beardsley McTurbanhead.
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