Cyril, c'mon. Worst case scenario, her cover got blown and Skorpio's raping her senseless before he chops her battered corpse up into fish food.
“Skorpio” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Dr. Krieger (4), Malory Archer (3), Lana Kane (3), Pam Poovey (3), Cheryl Tunt (1), Cyril Figgis (1)
You know, I think we're making some real progress.
Where, in opposite world? We're never gonna finish all this!
We could, if certain people would help!
[Standing behind stacked cardboard boxes] I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
I moved in with my last girlfriend after four weeks!
What are you? A lesbian?
And that's the reason I never have sex with my coworkers. That... and no one ever lets me.
I've had good results with ether.
Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.
And I'm so open to that.
These corporate bag munchers owe me $630 for my GODDAMN FLEX ACCOUNT.
But even though Cyril may be clingy...
Oh, Saran Wrap could take a lesson.
[after being distracted by Lana in her underwear] Right, because you walked into Strippers Discount Warehouse and said, "Help me showcase my intellect"!
Strippers Discount? Hel-LO! These are Fiacchi!
I think it's pronounced "knock-off"!
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