So Barry, looks like the whole "find out who my father is" thing isn't happening, and so now I just want to get outta here, so I'm thinking that we probably should split up.
[nervous] No, no, no! No please! A--Archer, your boots are slipping, man!
Probably because there's 200 pounds of asshole hanging off them.
183, fat boy!
Whatever, tell that to my silk socks.
Why are you wearing silk socks?
...Is that a joke?
Archer, let--let me climb up you! No! Please! Archer, Don't!
Barry. Barry, buddy, this is happening.
Archer, no!
So, try to aim for that dumpster.
[falls from Archer's lower half, taking his shoes and socks with him] Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaa!!!
Bye, Barry. Dead center. Good work, Barry. [angry] Oh, for...why don't you just go to my house and take all my clothes?!
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