“Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake” · Season 8, Episode 5
In this episode: Malory Archer (1), Cheryl Tunt (1), Cyril Figgis (1), Barry (1), Charlotte (1)
As the Lord our God Himself is my witness, upon the conclusion of my current business, I shall return to this place, and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction that you will rue, RUE, the very fact of your miserable birth!!
[munches on hot dog] I'll be here!
You're not planning to blindfold me and hide me in a bomb shelter with limited oxygen and send my family cryptic notes about how to find me in a race against time for my life?
Who are you, collective pseudonym Carolyn Keene?
What?
Who would go through all that trouble?
Johann Schmidt, a.k.a The Red Skull in my Nazi kidnap/rape fantasy.
Ewwww.
You say that with the confidence of a man who has a lot longer to live.
Are you kidding? Dreamland has a whole goddamn Nazi robot farm in the basement. In THIS economy!
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