Schoolly D quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Man everybody know meat don't sleep.

Yo, man. I think that mold is a-movin'. If it move one more time, I’m gettin' my gat.

Santa Claus got barbeque sauce in his drawers.

Man, I ain't tryin' to watch Carl take no criznap, baby.

Shake Zula ain't got no business in business!

Yo Shake, I ain't wanna say nothin man, but you look like a motherfuckin idiot!

Looks like the Aqua Teens is back in the house, and Schoolly D back on the mic, baby!

Shake

The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so… it’s in the dryer!

Why didn’t you say so! It's probably dry by now, so let's go get it. [saying as he gets into the dryer] Now remember, I like it spicy!

Shake

Ha ha ha! So stupid!

Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?

Come on, think about it, Meatwad! It's a dryer, man! Of course it's gonna spin!

Shoot, I'm so dumb as hell I'll never get hired in today's fast-paced world. I'm just gonna go inside and wait for my body to die.

[Narrating] Aw, c'mon Meatwad, you can't be that dumb.

What, is this not my room?

What do you think?

......Yes?

Well, damn. Maybe Meatwad is that dumb.

What do you mean you've "gotta count those"? There's over $200 in there! Oohh, okay Candy. I guess we're not in America. I guess now I'm not allowed to pay for sex with pennies. [gets hit with super computer as Candy takes money]

Damn, Carl. I thought you knew hoes would be hoes, brother.