Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 3
“eDork” · Season 3
In this episode: Master Shake (8), Carl (6), Meatwad (5), Frylock (2), Schoolly D (1)
Why don't you just go to the hose, drink you some water? Like the dog you are.
I'm not turning on some analog faucet to drink some barbaric water. The mouth is a primitive hole that will soon be phased out; you better start takin' some pictures of those!
Could you phase it out now? Cuz it's pissin' me off.
What the hell is that?
It takes your MP3's that you download live off the Internet and transforms them into this song!
Yeah but will it do the ultimate song... Boston's "More Than A Feeling"?
[to Shake] Hey boy, I'm Commander Meat, and you are in direct violation of Space Treaty 109. Your ass is mine.
Ah HA! Treaties only go up to 103. Everyone from space knows that.
Well, I mean I know that. I was just playin' with you.
Those treaties are very real and very serious. [realizes Meatwad has the ehelmet Shake gave to Frylock] Is that, where did you get- That is not your ehelmet!
Well yeah it is. 'Cause Frylock said it was stupid, that's why I could wear it, 'cause I don't know no better.
Yo Shake, I ain't wanna say nothin man, but you look like a motherfuckin idiot!
What are you doing?
Painting you with honey.
Eh, that could be cool ... [notices a package on the ground] Is that... is that my package?
Nuh-uh. This is MY package.
No it's not, it's mine!
I'm allowed to get a package if I want to.
OK, so what's in your package that's not mine?
I dunno, let's see ... (opens package) BEES, BOY, BEES!!!
AHH, CARL!!! HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY BEES HERE!!!!
Bees? didja get that link I sent you, about the woman having sex with a bee?
Will you shut up?!
You know, I'm kinda gettin' a bad headache.
Yeah, I know what you mean, man.
And I don't know if it's this song, or if it is the heavy magnets that were inserted into the base of my neck.
Can someone please just shut off all the sex? I'm starting to chafe here.
Here's something that must be attached to your head.
I just may. What is it?
Well, it's an e-booger. See, it allows...booger transmission...to the snot network!
WAIT!!
[Meatwad throws booger at Shake]
I wiped it on you, boy!
Wipe it off! Great, it's gonna harden now.
What are you doin' ?
We are advancing the world with technology
Cuz it looks like... dem boys is... that droids in heat..
Meatwad back away, that's not something you should be seeing.
Will someone tell me what's going on here?
They makin babies out here.
We need the intelligence helmets... to give them reason. Frylock, order the intelligence helmets immediately.
Do Standard Delivery.
Same Day! Same Day! It's gotta be same day!
Alright, it's here.
Alright!
Shut up, let him talk!
It has intelligence... but... of a 4 year old.
Craaaaap.
That's fine... A child knows pain... and a 4 year old would definitely run from this.
Turn it on!
No means no! I'm telling on you!
Aww... I feel like I should call my parents
Intelligence is a wonderful thing... The control and restraint shown--
Oh boy! A pool! Mommy, I go swimming! [jumps in and gets shocked]
No, leave her! She's too young for you-- GAH!! [jumps in too]
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