Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 2
“Super Computer” · Season 2
In this episode: Master Shake (2), Meatwad (2), Frylock (2), Carl (1), Schoolly D (1)
[Carl's house]
What do you mean you've "gotta count those"? There's over $200 in there! Oohh, okay Candy. I guess we're not in America. I guess now I'm not allowed to pay for sex with pennies. [gets hit with super computer as Candy takes money]
Damn, Carl. I thought you knew hoes would be hoes, brother.
Gentleman, say goodbye to your old desktop! [turns on computer and it disappears]
Say goodbye to your new one too.
Where did it go?! What the hell happened?!
Was it supposed to do that?
Did it bust through the wall again?
Yes it did.
No it didn't!
Do..what'd it do? Where do I go...to do the poop?
My pizza's here! Pizza time! Pizza time, pizza time, pizza time...
Meatwad [to Frylock]: He's right. It all makes sense now...you're a damn witch.
Oh yeah, well whatcha gonna do about it?
Eat pizza. Pizza time, pizza time, pizza time!
Dang, what was that?
Master Shake(angrily shocked): What are you doing in the shower?!
So there me was beating boulder into powder because me couldn't eat it and magic ball land in lap. Naturally, me think, "All right! Free Egg!" because me stupid and me cave man. So me spent about 3 days humping and bust open with thigh bone so me could eat it good, then magic ball shoot Oog with beam, and next thing me know me go out and invent wheel out of dinosaur brain! Magic dino-wheel rolled for 3 short distance before me eat it, the point is me get smarter. Soon, me walk upright. Me featherback dirty, matted hair into wings for style and me stop to use bathroom as opposed to me just doing it as me walk.
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