Ignignokt quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Master Shake

[from inside Carl's house] Get your mouth off of me! Yeah we moved to Honolulu, shut up!

Ay, you know what? They actually moved to Honolulu. Can you believe that? I just found this out.

Oh, well...then give me my note back.

Happy Time Harry

Hey did you hear- aw jeez. They're in the house!

That's impossible. They moved to Honolulu.

We ain't moved to no Honolulu-

Master Shake

[kicks Meatwad] Shut up.

Oglethorpe

Oh, he did not do that!

What, what'd you see?

Oglethorpe

That dude back there just flipped me off!

Err

Did he see it?

Oh, yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what to do with it?

Oglethorpe

Stop the ship!

Okay... you know we're not supposed to stop, at this speed-

Oglethorpe

Stop it at this speed!

Err

Ohh man, that's just gonna-- Oh man he's backin' up! Fuckin' fly, he's backin' up!! Come on!!

[giving both middle fingers] No. We'll double his pleasure.

Err

[giving both middle fingers] Take two mother muchachos!

And call us in the morning.

Err

Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!

Hey what's wrong with your fingers? They seem to be all up in my grill when they would be better placed...CRAMMED UP YOUR BUTTOCKS...BIZNATCH!

You should say that to his face.

I will, just as soon as I flip them off! I- [Tries and fails since he has tentacles and not fingers] You flip them off with your fingers, Emory!

[Having the same problem] I- I can't get it to do right.

Well, then, show them the dark side of the PLUTONIAN MOON!

Hey, kiss this one.

Err

Heh heh- what the-? Dude, they're moonin' us!

Err

Is he all right?

Cliff hasn't been "all right" since the lunar war.

It feels good to stretch my legs. Boy, I haven't bitch-slapped someone since Tucson.

Err

Bend over slave!

Prepare for a pride-obliterating bitch-slap.

Cash our check and you will get...immortal.

Err

Neverending life.

...Nah. Sometimes I kinda wanna die.

Master Shake

What do you mean no? Do you know how much this check is for? 'Cause I do not!

Uhh, we don't cash checks here.

Master Shake

And we don't respond to threats. Let me say it one more time in a language I like to call English. Or maybe I should say it in Mexicano: Get back there-o and cash-o de check-o, amigo. Andale! Andale!

He's not responding, cup. Lay into him more.

Err

(from ouside) Lay into him some more!

I've got this Err.

Uhh, that thing is your check?

Master Shake

Yeah, that is the check.

Well, we don't cash 'em.

Master Shake

Oh you never seen a check before? Oh, me so sorry. Maybe you're in the wrong business, and maybe immigration would like to know about this.

Good, 'cause you know what? I'm American.

Master Shake

Well, I'm not, but when I become one, maybe then I'll legally buy a weapon and we won't have to vote you out of office, won't we scumbag?!

Master Shake

Unbelievable!

Unfathomable.

Master Shake

Y'know, they sneak in and then they try to rule us. (Looks into the store) Well, I'm gonna sneak into your country and do this job there and then not cash any of your friggin' checks! How will you like that?! You won't, because you'll be here!

Shake

What happened? Did he buy it?

I bought me some gum.

Shake

Where did you get gum?

Where did you get gum?

In there. In the gum aisle.

Err

Perfect.

Shake

That's not what we sent you in there for!

But that's what I come out with.

Tell me, were there weenie-wraps?

Microwaveable, but weenie-wraps none the less.

Weenie-wraps intrigue me.

Yup, and they had burger-drops.

Err

Burger-drops! (jumps through the window and starts shooting lasers).

And burrito-cakes.

Master Shake

I thought they stopped making those.

And pizza-balls

Master Shake

Pizza-balls?!

Do they have lil' turkey-muffins?

Frylock

No, Shake. The other kind, the bad kind. The kidney-losing kind. In fact, this is not a check at all, Shake. This is a bill, for home care!

Master Shake

Impossible. That's not a bill.

Frylock

This is... Cliff, does anyone know a Cliff?

Yes, my name is Cliff, and that's not a bill. Tell him, Err.

Err

That's a bill.

A bi— Why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?

Err

I don't know. It's your uncle.

It is my uncle. Don't you forget it.

Err

On the way down, I kept saying, 'This is a bill.' Just figured you knew something I didn't.

I did know something I didn't! But it wasn't that.

Master Shake

Wait a minute. I've been hauling a radioactive bill all over town, for you guys?

Err

This weenie wrap is still frozen!

Your microwave sucks.

Err

HEY, YOUR MICROWAVE SUCKS!

[Microwave actively flickering] It's getting hot in here.

Err

WHY IS IT GETTING SO HOT IN HERE??!

I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. [hangs up phone]

Oglethorpe

Dammit! Why did you hang up on me?! Hit redial!

Hello?

Oglethorpe

Hello... this is Mr. Brown. I believe that we got disconnect-

I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. [hangs up phone]

Oglethorpe

Ohh dammit!

Err

[reading from a note] The Gorgotron has destroyed our armies and villages and people and all of our pets and he has layed waste to all of our...craps.

Crops is what I typed, Err.

Err

But it says "craps".

I know, Err.

Err

Craps is funnier.

I've processed that humor.

Err

It should be craps, cause craps is a funny word.

Maybe we'll go with that.

Frylock

So buying all this stuff is going to help you kill this Gorgotron thing? How? Just tell me that.

Well wouldn't your ass like to know.

Err

That is why he asked.

I know, Err, shut up. I am in control of this conversation.

Err

Please help us [snickers] save our craps! [laughs]

Stop, Err! You're fueling my silent rage!

Fryman, we have hidden four grams of cocaine in your room.

Err

We did?

No, we didn't, Err. But we would. And we will tell the pigs that when they arrive.

Err

Do the thing!

Err

The pigs will never find us!

For we are thin lines of deception.

Err

Deceptinominon!

Err-no, other way.

Err

[turns again, still visible] Deceptinoitus!

Turn this way.

Err

Oh. [turns again, still visible]

No, other way. Third--

Err

I know how to do it, come on man.

Master Shake

Hey, when we gonna fix my guacomole?

Come on, hippies. We are the dope-men.

Err

Because we wear corderoy!

[Master Shake explodes] Oh, no! He was the bomb, not the sandwich! The sandwich was harmless all along!

Or so you think.

Err

Fools!

For in a mere forty eight hours, this sandwich will rot in mold and envelop the panicked city in blue spores of... sandwich mold.

Err

Oh, man. Look. He just threw it away.

The sandwich?

Err

Yeah, man! The sandwich!

Really?

Err

Threw it in the garbage.

Damn it.

Err

SHIT!

We must go to the store at once and stock up on deadly meats and cheeses, spreading fear and mayonnaise and... your choice of spicy or regular mustard throughout the Western world.

Err

Yeah, let me just get my money and just go on down to the... Oh, wait! Where the fuck are we going to find a store?!

Look, we're not going to do that. That's... that's just for the video.

Err

Oh, yeah, the video.

You were filming, right.

Err

Is this on?

Here, take a picture of me. I'm going to... saw my own head off.

Err

Yeah, do that. That will show them.

Yes, it will. Down on your knees, America. The rivers will run red with my blood. Digital... This sucks, I'm not doing this.