[to Shake] Hey, hey. Yeah, you. Where is my high powered video game console? I will kick some ass if I do not find it.
I told myself I wouldn't do this, but you've been so good this week that I upgraded it with these special chips.
[Meatwad's game console is covered with food crumbs]
[Eating the crumbs] Mmmmh, thems chocolate chips.
Yeah, and "thems", ants! It's a new game called "Ant Madness" only this time, the game is real. Can you handle it?
Deliciously. Hows it work? What's the object? How many bosses must I face?
It is a race against time and terror to save the world starring Eric Stoltz.
Oh, yea yea I play this all the time.
Play again! Hurry man, before there's still time!
[rolling around in ants] Just roll around in there?
Yeah just piss them off real good.
[reading from a note] The Gorgotron has destroyed our armies and villages and people and all of our pets and he has layed waste to all of our...craps.
Crops is what I typed, Err.
I've processed that humor.
It should be craps, cause craps is a funny word.
Maybe we'll go with that.
Hello lady or gentleman of the house. My name is insert name and I am the one and only Moon Master, savior of..uh.. [looks up to see Shake and Meatwad dressed as moon masters] Oh man. They already talked to you didn't they?! Dammit!
Shake!! Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Sha-
(sees Shake glaring at him in front of the Aqua Teen door) Oh, so you just waltz out here and think that you gonna face a true warrior? ..and then, ya know.. sign my sheet and be part of my warrior list..
Oh you better believe I will! After these messages![He goes inside and watches TV. Meatwad calls him again. He comes outside and uses a shotgun and shoots Meatwad's toy sword]
[Shake fires a shot gun at Meatwad's toy scept]
You done messed up the Lunar Sceptor! There is but one in the known galaxy! Well, thank God I bought the three-pack.
Thank God I brought three shells. Come on, whip 'em out.
Well, whip on this. [pulls out an amulet] All right, hang on. Sha na na na na, sha na na na.
[the amulet glows and makes a sound like the ATHF theme]
What the hell are you doing?
You feelin' like any sorta like, meltin' sensation?
No, but if I do I'm going to totally tell on you and then you'll have to go to jail.
No, no, no! Please, don't tell!
Oohhh, now that you mention it...
No, no, don't, just, I-I won't do it again. I won't do it again. But stand still.. I'm gonna do it again. Sha na na na-
[Shake fires shot gun at amulet]
Impossible, the lunar melting amulet is constructed of high tensile moon noodles. No mortal man can destroy it.
Then you, too, are a moon master!
