(Master Shake & the Mooninites at a convenience store)
What do you mean no? Do you know how much this check is for? 'Cause I do not!
Uhh, we don't cash checks here.
And we don't respond to threats. Let me say it one more time in a language I like to call English. Or maybe I should say it in Mexicano: Get back there-o and cash-o de check-o, amigo. Andale! Andale!
He's not responding, cup. Lay into him more.
(from ouside) Lay into him some more!
I've got this Err.
Uhh, that thing is your check?
Yeah, that is the check.
Well, we don't cash 'em.
Oh you never seen a check before? Oh, me so sorry. Maybe you're in the wrong business, and maybe immigration would like to know about this.
Good, 'cause you know what? I'm American.
Well, I'm not, but when I become one, maybe then I'll legally buy a weapon and we won't have to vote you out of office, won't we scumbag?!
(Cut to Master Shake & the Mooninites outside of the store)
Unbelievable!
Unfathomable.
Y'know, they sneak in and then they try to rule us. (Looks into the store) Well, I'm gonna sneak into your country and do this job there and then not cash any of your friggin' checks! How will you like that?! You won't, because you'll be here!
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