Yippie-ka yay, motherfucker!
And why are we here? Why Boston?
Synergy.
BFBenjamin Franklin
Where do you connect the kite?
GPGhost of Paul Revere
Hey, just build it, you fucking pansy! [Franklin ahems from Revere's profanity] You know what? Fuck you! I'll be down at the bar where I parked the car. I fucking meant horse.
Meanwhile, in Baltimore.
JUJohnny Unitas
Look, it's Boston! And it's a bomb!
CHCast of Hairspray
Boston is a bomb!
EWEarl Weaver
You think I don't know that, you dumb cast of the musical Hairspray dick-sucking, motherfuckers!?
EWEarl Weaver
It's a bomb!
GPGhost of Paul Revere
Guy, it's a freaking light.
EWEarl Weaver
Guy, it's a motherfucking, cocksucking bomb!
GPGhost of Paul Revere
It's a freaking light!
EWEarl Weaver
Bomb!
GPGhost of Paul Revere
Light!
EWEarl Weaver
Bomb!
GPGhost of Paul Revere
Light!
EWEarl Weaver
Bomb!
GPGhost of Paul Revere
Light!
EWEarl Weaver
Bomb!
GPGhost of Paul Revere
Light!
EWEarl Weaver
Bomb!
GPGhost of Paul Revere
Light!
CHCast of Hairspray
It's a bomb!
EWEarl Weaver
Will you shut the fuck up! You stupid, shit-eating cast of the musical Hairspray! Bunch of faggot motherfuckers!
GPGhost of Paul Revere
Look, seriously? It's just a light.
EWEarl Weaver
No! YOU look, seriously! It's a fucking bomb!
GPGhost of Paul Revere
Oh, my freaking God! It's a bomb!
CHCast of Hairspray
It's a bomb!
GPGhost of Paul Revere
Get the freak out of here, dude! Hey, hey! Sox rule!
Bomb, light, whatever. It's just a hoax.
Shake, a hoax is a humorous or malicious deception and this is clearly not that.
I don't care! You can't make us leave! [Cut to the house] Damn it! They made us leave!
Well, at least we made some money.
No, I spent it all, on this!
That's Paul Revere going through Bill Buckner's legs with a bowl of chowder. And he's got Plymouth Rock in his pants. And those are witches casting a spell on the cast of Cheers. And that is a lobster bib, still working on that. Oh, and that's uh Ted Kennedy riding a dolphin through Chappaquiddick.
PPolice Officer
Boston is safe, now.
But, we're in New Jersey.
PPolice Officer
New Jersey is near Boston, and now they're both safe. Also, no one is safe.
PPolice Officer
[Master Shake explodes] Oh, no! He was the bomb, not the sandwich! The sandwich was harmless all along!
Or so you think.
Fools!
For in a mere forty eight hours, this sandwich will rot in mold and envelop the panicked city in blue spores of... sandwich mold.
Oh, man. Look. He just threw it away.
The sandwich?
Yeah, man! The sandwich!
Really?
Threw it in the garbage.
Damn it.
SHIT!
We must go to the store at once and stock up on deadly meats and cheeses, spreading fear and mayonnaise and... your choice of spicy or regular mustard throughout the Western world.
Yeah, let me just get my money and just go on down to the... Oh, wait! Where the fuck are we going to find a store?!
Look, we're not going to do that. That's... that's just for the video.
Oh, yeah, the video.
You were filming, right.
Is this on?
Here, take a picture of me. I'm going to... saw my own head off.
Yeah, do that. That will show them.
Yes, it will. Down on your knees, America. The rivers will run red with my blood. Digital... This sucks, I'm not doing this.
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