Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 2
“The Last One” · Season 2
In this episode: Ignignokt (4), Master Shake (3), Err (2), Cybernetic Ghost (2), Happy-Time Harry (2), Wisdom Cube (2), Mothmonsterman (2), Meatwad (1)
[we go up to the moon where the ATHF "villains" meet]
[to Rabbot] How did uh, how did you get here?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0.
I came across 190th and I came up to 110.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0.
This is, uh, this is asinine.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0.
[Villains cheer on Happy Time Harry as he drinks an entire keg]
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
[finishes the keg] Uuuhhh...that's it for this one.
He floated it by himself!
What else you got?
Dude my dad bought me that keg! My dad owns a dealership!
His dad own deal-er-ship.
Oh yeah? Well my dad bought me this magic talking knife.
Oooh! What say? What knife-a say?! AAHH!
[Happy Time Harry stabs Travis in the eyes]
I bought a house in Belize.
Oh me always want go there.
For like...dirt cheap.
Belize is a very expensive city, actually.
It's a country.
Ignignort. What's up?
[during roll call]
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.
[smoke appears]
Thousands of years ago before Sigourney Weaver-
Here will work just fine, thank you.
[smoke disappears]
Here.
And no smoking!! Gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke, gimme a smoke!
Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.
[to Cybernetic Ghost] You tell another story!
[smoke appears]
Thousands of years ago I survived the quickening of the Dragonoids...
[inhales] Smooth and mentholly.
Who's got a rad name?
Giglioranasoniphonican.
Super Fun.. Super Awesome Villains Forever.
Wait... Um... Giglioranananomicom!
Bon Scott.
No...that sucks.
Banner Thomas.
The Evil Gang of 11.
Super Awesome Villains Forever! That's mine! Hey!
How about the Midnighters?
Illin...the Illin Villains.
You know, we're out at night...
How about Got Villains?
Nasty Midnighters.
Monday Tuesday Wednesday-
[Cybernetic Ghost joins in]
Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday...
Typical. Robots.
I kinda like that name. It's identifiable.
Err, step directly on that.
Wait a minute! I got a plan see! I got a plan, see? We take these monsters right, we start a haunted house. Yeah, you feelin me? We invite everyone to the haunted house and they come thinkin' it's gonna be all scary and shit, but in fact the house is also for sale cause it's a Condo, get it? Like in Hilton Head and people are gonna pay big ass cash money to live there, right? And then we take all that money and buy more psychedelic mushrooms, ya feel me?
More?!
Yeah, I already ate a bunch of 'em, so what do y'all think, what're we tryin' to do? Get me a record deal? Cause my label keeps on dropping me cause I keep on gettin' killed but I'm like I'm gonna come back! I'm gonna come back! Come on, I need this job man!
Squash him, Err.
I will be back man. Aaah! [Err squashes him]
[from inside Carl's house] Get your mouth off of me! Yeah we moved to Honolulu, shut up!
Ay, you know what? They actually moved to Honolulu. Can you believe that? I just found this out.
Oh, well...then give me my note back.
Hey did you hear- aw jeez. They're in the house!
That's impossible. They moved to Honolulu.
We ain't moved to no Honolulu-
[kicks Meatwad] Shut up.
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