Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 3
“Little Brittle” · Season 3
In this episode: Frylock (6), Meatwad (4), Little Brittle (4), Master Shake (2), Ignignokt (1), Oglethorpe (1)
I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. [hangs up phone]
Dammit! Why did you hang up on me?! Hit redial!
[phone rings]
Hello?
Hello... this is Mr. Brown. I believe that we got disconnect-
I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. [hangs up phone]
Ohh dammit!
Please come visit me dawg
Well back in 1912 I could kick your ass
I did the tango and the foxtrot before it got banned
There was ragtime and jazz before there ever was rap
Now I'm trapped with a colostomy bag in my pants...
Oh no!
Oh yeah!
Oh Hell no!
Hell yeah!
We are not doing this again. No way.
Yeah way!
This is MC Pee Pants isn't it? Isn't it?!
No.
Okay fine. Sir-Loin right?
Nope.
Okay, well who is it, then?
Guess. [looking back and forth at a poster] Where are my eyes lookin'?
Will you just tell me who he is? 'Cause I'm not gonna look at your poster.
This here's Little Brittle and the C-bag. And he's kickin' it, elderly school.
Where do you two think you're going?
Wherever the hell we want.
Not without me!
We're going to see Little Brittle at the old folks home.
Go without me!
(Flipping through pictures) You don't remember meeting us? Okay, a couple of years ago, you were a six-foot-tall spider that wanted us to help you drill a hole into the earth to unleash demons to run your global diet pill pyramid scheme.
The what?
All right, what about this one? A year later, you were a cow that tried to get us to bring all our garbage to you so you could use flies to evaporate the walls of a bank so you could get the money and-- Ooh.
[Flips to picture of himself in an S & M mask and quickly flips away]
--Uh... so you could get the money to rent patio furniture that you hadn't paid for yet.
And this is us at dinner right before we sent you to the slaughterhouse.
Frylock! You're not gonna believe this! A prowler broke in here and forced your cupcakes in my mouth, and he said if you don't leave the room right now, and let him use the internet, he'll shoot me!
Fine.
He has a gun, you know.
Well, he said he'd shoot you, so I did figured it was a gun.
Frylock, I am completely serious here- [Frylock picks up a tray of cupcakes]... You had MORE cupcakes?!
Oh you think I can just leave whatever the hell I want around you?
Well I leave things around you and I don't cry!
See, I released it in Transylvania so vampires would come and visit me and I could get them to bite into my neck and then I could become immortal! Why the hell do you think I made myself look so sexy on the cover?!
See, I knew it. I knew some bullshit was up with you. I knew it!
Look, yo. Brittle needs to live forever! Otherwise I go down to hell and Satan send me back as something worse! He's got all these ideas... he don't tell me none of them!
Why don't you just become Christian?
That way when you die, you go to heaven, away from bad ol' Satan.
Can I do that? I mean, are they cool with vampires, because I gots to feast on blood!
No, you can only become one or the other. And the other, which is a vampire, is impossible.
Well then I guess I'm a Christian. Oh yeah, bringin in the sheaves ya'll! Who knew I had it in me? I did. Now kill me, quick!
We're not going to kill you. The moral thing to do is to let you die naturally..alone, in a pile of your own filth.
Look, it's easy. Just build a time machine, go back into prehistoric times with a satellite tracking device and a laser gun, blow up the comet, save all the dinosaurs so they don't die out and create fossil fuels, so there ain't no energy to feed my food tube.
Or we could just pull this plug right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..do that!
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