Hey, I have bad glaucoma.
So? Go to the doctor.
I-I did. He said you should grow me some pot.
Marijuana?
Whatever the kids are callin' it these days, yes.
CCarl
This dude back where I worked at the, uh, Styrofoam peanut factory, like he converted the toilet into like a bong, and you just sort of put your face over the seat. It was pretty badass. I went in there, someone had used a Number Two, so I fish it out, load it up. Gotta do something to get through that shift. Later on, when I became an adult, I was thinkin', you know, "That's gross," but, man that bathroom was so awesome in high school.
[In the giant bong, Shake puts his own colon in his mouth]
Hoo, boy! What is that? Your colon? Get that out of your mouth. That's gross! You don't know where that's been.
What? I know-- I know exactly where it's been, man.
Hi, I'm high. Heheheh, you get it Shake? This is awesome.
You know what we need to do? We gotta get some instruments, take lessons, and learn to play them, and then we're gonna have the hottest jam of 'Comfortably Numb' that anyone has ever heard in their life!
Fryman, we have hidden four grams of cocaine in your room.
We did?
No, we didn't, Err. But we would. And we will tell the pigs that when they arrive.
Do the thing!
[The Mooninites turn, Ignignokt disappears, but Err is still visible]
The pigs will never find us!
For we are thin lines of deception.
Deceptinominon!
Err-no, other way.
[turns again, still visible] Deceptinoitus!
Turn this way.
Oh. [turns again, still visible]
No, other way. Third--
I know how to do it, come on man.
Hey, when we gonna fix my guacomole?
Come on, hippies. We are the dope-men.
Because we wear corderoy!
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