Is he all right?
Cliff hasn't been "all right" since the lunar war.
It feels good to stretch my legs. Boy, I haven't bitch-slapped someone since Tucson.
Bend over slave!
Prepare for a pride-obliterating bitch-slap.
Carlito wants his hand back.
Cash our check and you will get...immortal.
Neverending life.
CCarl
...Nah. Sometimes I kinda wanna die.
(Master Shake & the Mooninites at a convenience store)
What do you mean no? Do you know how much this check is for? 'Cause I do not!
CClerk
Uhh, we don't cash checks here.
And we don't respond to threats. Let me say it one more time in a language I like to call English. Or maybe I should say it in Mexicano: Get back there-o and cash-o de check-o, amigo. Andale! Andale!
He's not responding, cup. Lay into him more.
(from ouside) Lay into him some more!
I've got this Err.
CClerk
Uhh, that thing is your check?
Yeah, that is the check.
CClerk
Well, we don't cash 'em.
Oh you never seen a check before? Oh, me so sorry. Maybe you're in the wrong business, and maybe immigration would like to know about this.
CClerk
Good, 'cause you know what? I'm American.
Well, I'm not, but when I become one, maybe then I'll legally buy a weapon and we won't have to vote you out of office, won't we scumbag?!
(Cut to Master Shake & the Mooninites outside of the store)
Unbelievable!
Unfathomable.
Y'know, they sneak in and then they try to rule us. (Looks into the store) Well, I'm gonna sneak into your country and do this job there and then not cash any of your friggin' checks! How will you like that?! You won't, because you'll be here!
What happened? Did he buy it?
I bought me some gum.
Where did you get gum?
Where did you get gum?
In there. In the gum aisle.
Perfect.
That's not what we sent you in there for!
But that's what I come out with.
Tell me, were there weenie-wraps?
Microwaveable, but weenie-wraps none the less.
Weenie-wraps intrigue me.
Yup, and they had burger-drops.
Burger-drops! (jumps through the window and starts shooting lasers).
And burrito-cakes.
I thought they stopped making those.
And pizza-balls
Pizza-balls?!
Do they have lil' turkey-muffins?
No, Shake. The other kind, the bad kind. The kidney-losing kind. In fact, this is not a check at all, Shake. This is a bill, for home care!
Impossible. That's not a bill.
This is... Cliff, does anyone know a Cliff?
Yes, my name is Cliff, and that's not a bill. Tell him, Err.
That's a bill.
A bi— Why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?
I don't know. It's your uncle.
It is my uncle. Don't you forget it.
On the way down, I kept saying, 'This is a bill.' Just figured you knew something I didn't.
I did know something I didn't! But it wasn't that.
Wait a minute. I've been hauling a radioactive bill all over town, for you guys?
This weenie wrap is still frozen!
Your microwave sucks.
HEY, YOUR MICROWAVE SUCKS!
[Microwave actively flickering] It's getting hot in here.
WHY IS IT GETTING SO HOT IN HERE??!
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