Frylock quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Look, I have a brain! (pause) I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet!

Frylock

Yeah, man. He took his brain out. It's cool!

Frylock

What have you done with him?

Mothmonsterman

I just laid a thousand of my eggs inside his esophagus. You know, I need to propagate my species and, he's bein' a baby about it.

Frylock

You know, we have a cloner.

Mothmonsterman

Seriously?

Frylock

Oh, no- the cloner!

Master Shake

The brownies!

My brownies!

Master Shake

Run! To the pool!

Mothmonsterman

Wait, you have a pool? [Brownie monsters swarm the living room] Oh, my God-

Frylock

You put a brownie in my cloning device, didn't you?

Master Shake

No! Yes. I don't know. Maybe! Look, that was six weeks ago! I locked the door; let 'em just duke it out.

You and your "third dimension."

Frylock

Yeah? What about it?

Oh, nothing. It's cute. We have five.

Err

Th-thousand.

Yes, five thousand.

Err

Don't question it!

Frylock

Oh yeah? Well, I only see two.

Well, that sounds like a personal problem.

Frylock

I don't think Meatwad should be hanging around with these Moon people.

Master Shake

I don't think I should be playing with these medium strings. I need light gauge if I'm gonna thrash!

Frylock

Grab my potatoes, Carl!

Sure, why not?

Frylock

Ooh. Damn! What dimension was that? Carl, your hands!

Yeah, I know, I see 'em; they're very big. Well, it was fun. I'm gonna go take a nap now and then I think I'm gonna call, uh, some hospitals.

Master Shake

Will this hurt 'im?

Frylock

It shouldn't.

Master Shake

Then why are we doing it?

Frylock

Go destroy Balloonenstein!

Do what now?

Frylock

Pop the balloon with the glass!

Yeah, yeah, okay. [long pause] Do what now?

Frylock

Pop him with the glass! The glass in your head!

Yeah, yeah, I know. Don't yell at me! [pause] Do what now?

Frylock

Damn it, he needs his brain. Otherwise he "just gonna float around forever sayin' "Do what now?"

Do what now?

Master Shake

Guess what? He's not gettin his brain back, because it is now the nerve center for the city of the future: LAS BRAINGELES!

(now a 50 foot meatball, speaking in a deep booming voice) Where are my popsicles?!

Frylock

Damn!

Master Shake

(scared) Is that you, God?

(roaring echoing deep voice) Frylock, get away from the pool.

Frylock

Aw, hell... (moves away from the pool)

(leaps into the air, yelling with the battle cry) CAN OPENER!!!!!!!!!!!

Oglethorpe

We are on a top secret mission of world domination!

Frylock

World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of Jell-O!

Hey, is that, like, an important place or something?

Oglethorpe

[threateningly] Where is it?

Frylock

Okay, look, which one of these buttons beams me out of here?

Oglethorpe

Those buttons are red! You'll destroy us all!

All right, party time!

Oglethorpe

Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking!

Shake

Hey, happy birthday! Hey, who's the lucky boy?

Frylock

Shake, how did you get in this beam?

Shake

Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.

Frylock

You cannot cut someone's lawn with matches, Meatwad!

Look, I know that. You gotta have gasoline, otherwise how's it gonna spread to the street?

(banging on the Aqua Teen's door) Open this damn door now!

Oh, is he mad? Don't open it.

I heard that! Open this door!

Frylock

Uh, Shake...

Shake

What do you want?

Frylock

Carl is here...

Shake

How did you get this--I'm not here!

Oh, you're not there?

Shake

Hello, Carl.

Hey, buddy, how ya doin' there? Pizza Land, huh? That's lots of fun. Hey, uh, I wanted to let you know that YOU BURNED MY FRICKIN' HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

Shake

But the grass is gone---

Oh yea the grass is gone, just like how your face is gonna be gone after I SHOVE IT IN A PASTRAMI SLICER!!!

Frylock

You ever hear of a refrigerator, or a frickin' trash can?!

Master Shake

No.

Frylock

You got three raw chickens in here on the floor! A dog wouldn't even take a crap in here!

Master Shake

Look, just take the hose and lightly spray everything out the back door.

Frylock

No, no MY ASS, YOU WILL!

Master Shake

Drape a tarp over it.

Frylock

Oh no you're not! You're gonna go to the damn store and get some cleaning supplies!

What's goin' on?

Master Shake

Look at this mess! Did you do this? [long pause] Fine, alright!. I'll do it, but it's my decision to do this, I declare it.