Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 3
“Robositter” · Season 3
In this episode: Frylock (6), Master Shake (5), Meatwad (4), Carl (1)
Good mornin'! I'll have me two Steak-Umms.
You're about to learn the value of a hard... day's... night! Because you need to get out there, and start working on a job!
That'd be a violation of child labor laws.
Well, he is right. He's too young...uh, besides, there are sanitation issues...
That's right! This hand, been up my butt... but I'll touch your food all day long with it!
Well, your congressman will know about how... bullcrap... this is!
What the hell is this? I told you fireman, astronaut, racecar driver, maybe bikini judge, and this is what I get? Food service? Are you kidding me? This is third world, and I'm from the first! I'm number one, baby.
I'm amazed they even hired you.
Did you even read the training manual?
The only thing I read are the zeroes on my paycheck.
Look, okay, I'll do this, why don't you go and give out free shots of that ham.
[Shake swigs down, then violently vomits back up, liquified meat from a pitcher]
That was ham in that pitcher?!
No, that was "Fried Chiquid".
Who friggin' thought of this place?!
Where's your phone?
You can call Candyland with this one, talk to Gumdrop Larry. You need a calling card made of candy.
[smacks the toy phone out of Meatwad's hands] You are in big trouble! I want the real phone, and I want it now, or I will tear your soul apart!
[Robositter throws Meatwad against the wall.]
[crying] I'm tellin'! I am tellin'!
Tell who? The hounds of Hell will feast upon you, and I'll make it happen!
[crying and trying to open a bottle of pills] Can I have some imodium ad?
What did I tell you about the hounds of Hell you retarded mutant?!
You said they was gonna get me.
You can have a pill. [takes pill bottle] Here let me help you open it. [throws pill bottle out the window] Go see if they're open. [throws Meatwad out same window]
Okay.
SOMEONE BROKE A WINDOW THAT NEEDS A SPANKING!! [starts up sawing feature]
[starts running] OH MY GOD!!!
You're liquified, bitch!
Where are those girls? Did you give them the money yet?
Does it look like it?
I was supposed to buy them wine coolers!
[Carl and Meatwad stand in front of Carl's burned down house]
So it's either you definitely should not play with matches, or you definitely should.
It's definitely one or the other.
Which one you think it is, Carl?
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