All right, truth time. Tomorrow morning, you and me, we get those bills paid together.
Shake, tomorrow is Sunday!
You're right, church!
“Super Squatter” · Season 2
In this episode: Master Shake (7), Frylock (7), Carl (3), Meatwad (2)
[The cable goes out as a result of Shake not paying the bills.]
There goes the cable.
Terrorists!
Look, we've got electricity and we've got each other.
[Their power goes out.]
...Look, we've got each other. What, are you gonna bill us for that now?
Hey, how come the shower ain't workin'?
I don't know. Probably maybe something you did to anger God. He's angry with you all right, I remember him telling me that--
Uh-huh.
--at the Last Supper.
Uh-huh.
--Yeah, they had good fish there.
Has he learned his lesson yet? Please tell me he has, cause this is getting old over here. BLEND!
Look, I'm sure he'll come around and...maybe even learn something. Just give it a few more hours, okay?
A few hou-?! Look here! I'm getting hungry and thirsty; usually by now, I'd be on my fifth weenie smoothie, and guess how many I've had? Zero.
(smelling the weenies) Phew! Well, those weenies are spoiled by now, Meatwad. I mean, the fridge hasn't worked for a whole day.
Pssh, I don't keep 'em there. I age them on the windowsill, so that when they get all sticky and slimy and smelling bad, like they's rotting?
Ugh...
...that's when they's getting good.
Really.
Let me go off-topic here for a bit: you know how much protein's in a weenie smoothie?
Um, no.
Zero. BLEND!
Meatwad, no!
Meatwad, YES!
Well I'm just glad that you finally learned some responsibility. [goes outside and sees dozens of extension cords hooked up to Carl's house] In the most ass way possible.
[Carl accidentally shot himself in the foot. Shake is still watching TV]
CCarl
I didn't think it was loaded, I was just sorta checkin' the barrel there, and...
Yeah, and the gun went off in your hand. I know, I was there, I heard. Why do you think I cranked up the volume? You know, hearing does not come back. It degrades over time.
[Frylock is dragging Carl, who accidentally shot his foot, to the hospital in the Danger Cart]
CCarl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Carl, calm down! We'll be there in a couple of hours, okay?
CCarl
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
You can stay with us Carl…as long as you have those pills.
CCarl
Thank you, daddy
[Carl lays down on the lawn next to an ant hill]
You found it. That’s the guest bedroom. And, hey, you know, if you need to go to the bathroom, you know, just do it.
[Ants begin to cover Carl as he lies on the ground]
Shake!
CCarl
Don’t mess with him, okay? He’s had a long day.
You need anything else? There’s some ants.
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