Meatwad quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Hey Frylock, what's a handjob, because I'm about to get one.

[On the street, advertising the car wash] Go on, getcha car washed! [takes the shape of a fist with the middle finger up] Or you a dumbass, gonna get yo ass WHOOPED!

Yippie-ka yay, motherfucker!

Where are we going?

Master Shake

Shut your deformed mouth Meatwad, before I NAIL it shut!

Frylock

The scent seems to be coming from that mall

Master Shake

I know!

All right! I want some jeans!

Master Shake

(pushes past him) I'M the one who wants some jeans!

Master Shake

How did you get back there?! That's for salespersons only. I want to get back there. Get me back there!

Here. Take the Meat Bridge! It's right here!

Master Shake

Meat Bridge? No.

Fine. Don't take the Meat Bridge.

Look, I have a brain! (pause) I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet!

Frylock

Yeah, man. He took his brain out. It's cool!

Master Shake

Let's go. They don't have nothin', it's like a flea market threw up in there.

Look, a Bananarama tape!

Master Shake

That's mine! Drop it where you are!

You don't need a machine to make a rainbow, for rainbows are made of happy thoughts, and dreams, and chocolate unicorns, and gumdrops, and licorice sunsets, and fuzzy gumdrop bears, in Sugar-Covered Chocolate Gumdrop Land.

Master Shake

No way in hell.

All right! The real rainbow! I did it! I brought happiness and joy to us all!

Master Shake

Wow!

Oh, good.

Well, I gotta go...see ya later.

Good morning, Carl!

Yeah, it is a good morning there little man...it's three in the morning!!!!!!!!

Mothmonsterman

Oh, hey, where you guys been?

Master Shake

Memphis.

Mothmonsterman

Really?! That's awesome. How was it?

Master Shake

Oh, it was very nice. They light up the bridge. We had fried catfish.

When did you have fried catfish?

Frylock

What have you done with him?

Mothmonsterman

I just laid a thousand of my eggs inside his esophagus. You know, I need to propagate my species and, he's bein' a baby about it.

Frylock

You know, we have a cloner.

Mothmonsterman

Seriously?

Frylock

Oh, no- the cloner!

Master Shake

The brownies!

My brownies!

Master Shake

Run! To the pool!

Mothmonsterman

Wait, you have a pool? [Brownie monsters swarm the living room] Oh, my God-

Frylock

You put a brownie in my cloning device, didn't you?

Master Shake

No! Yes. I don't know. Maybe! Look, that was six weeks ago! I locked the door; let 'em just duke it out.

Err

Shoot him the bird!

Yes, give him the finger.

The finger? Like this? (turns into a hot-dog)

No. Not at all like that.

Shake

The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so… it’s in the dryer!

Why didn’t you say so! It's probably dry by now, so let's go get it. [saying as he gets into the dryer] Now remember, I like it spicy!

Shake

Ha ha ha! So stupid!

Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?

Come on, think about it, Meatwad! It's a dryer, man! Of course it's gonna spin!