MMeatwad
Shake, where is my popsicle?
MMeatwad
I require a popsicle every 15 minutes! You obviously did not read the memo!
This is your memo? (holds up a drawing) I don't even know what this is!
MMeatwad
(zaps Shake) You sicken me with your lies.
I'll make you some right away!
MMeatwad
"Make" me some? Please do not insult what little intelligence I have. I need it now.
Then I'll go to the store! Please sir!
MMeatwad
Yes you will. Now what is the magic word, bitch?
PLEASE, let me go to the store and get popsicles for you! Thank you sire!
MMeatwad
That's right. (releases Shake; Shake runs out the door) You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup, too, or your fate is sealed!
Go destroy Balloonenstein!
Pop the balloon with the glass!
MMeatwad
Yeah, yeah, okay. [long pause] Do what now?
Pop him with the glass! The glass in your head!
MMeatwad
Yeah, yeah, I know. Don't yell at me! [pause] Do what now?
MMeatwad
(now a 50 foot meatball, speaking in a deep booming voice) Where are my popsicles?!
(scared) Is that you, God?
MMeatwad
(roaring echoing deep voice) Frylock, get away from the pool.
Aw, hell... (moves away from the pool)
MMeatwad
(leaps into the air, yelling with the battle cry) CAN OPENER!!!!!!!!!!!
You cannot cut someone's lawn with matches, Meatwad!
MMeatwad
Look, I know that. You gotta have gasoline, otherwise how's it gonna spread to the street?
(banging on the Aqua Teen's door) Open this damn door now!
MMeatwad
Oh, is he mad? Don't open it.
I heard that! Open this door!
You ever hear of a refrigerator, or a frickin' trash can?!
You got three raw chickens in here on the floor! A dog wouldn't even take a crap in here!
Look, just take the hose and lightly spray everything out the back door.
Oh no you're not! You're gonna go to the damn store and get some cleaning supplies!
MMeatwad
What's goin' on?
Look at this mess! Did you do this? [long pause] Fine, alright!. I'll do it, but it's my decision to do this, I declare it.
My telescope! And you've ruined it! How will I ever see the stars again?
MMeatwad
This ain't no telescope, it's Dewey. He's an engineer, and he works on the Supertrain.
He does what?! You've got mental problems. [Hits Meatwad repeatedly with gutter] Taste the chrome!
ODOl' Drippy
[walking in with the "doll"] What's it taste like?
Your mother's... [sees Ol' Drippy for the first time] AAAHHHH, MONSTER!!!
Shake, what is wrong with you?
What's wrong with you? Hey, why don't you go kiss your new best friend, you love him so damn much! I'm the one who cleaned the kitchen. I'm the authority!
[at the door] Someone wanna tell me why my pool is full of hotdog chunks and dirty dishes?
Oh Carl, you didn't mess with it did ya? Cause it's gotta set up for a couple days with the battery.
Yeah, you know, the one from your car. I dumped some shampoo in there too, but it's dog shampoo so I dunno if it's gonna work, but were prayin' like hell that it does.
No, no, no, I understand, I understand. I'm just gonna go, I'll be back in a few. You uh, you think that the gun store is still open?
ODOl' Drippy
Carl, please, I'll take care of the mess. He means well, he's just a little... well, I'd better not say.
Thank you, Drippy. You are very well-mannered and very nice. [To Master Shake] And you oughta take lessons from him!
[agreeing with Carl] That's right!
MMeatwad
[agreeing with both Frylock and Carl] Yeah, Shake. That's right!
MMeatwad
Well, get out of here! What are you waiting on? I’m gonna chase you outta here!
[Making a post-and-lintel structure out of sofa cushions] That’s good. Okay, that’s all right. That looks good. Hey, who says I couldn’t do this, huh?[Lightning strikes the sofa cushions apart] AAAAHHH! Let me in! Will you let me in, dammit! I mean, guys! Hey-hey! Somebody wanna let me in, please?[Frylock goes to open the door for Shake]
Well, Shake! I thought you moved.
What?! I never said that! Who said that!?(He starts coughing)
ODOl Drippy
Oh my. You’re burning up.
Yes, I’m very... sick.(He coughs some more)
ODOl Drippy
Frylock, he needs medical help.
He needs an ass-whooping is what he needs.
ODOl Drippy
There’s no time! Here Shake, eat my head!
Here! Kiss my ass! Forget about it!!
ODOl Drippy
I’m serious. Coat me with ranch. Chase me with cheese if you must, I don’t care. It’s the only way.
Drippy, don’t! What are you doing?
MMeatwad
Don’t do that, that’s going to hurt you!
ODOl Drippy
I’m saving his life! I’m half penicillin!
Well, I have some penicillin in my lab if that’s what this is all about.
ODOl Drippy
Oh, really? Well then, just give him some of that man, I mean-
No, wait. Now, hold on a minute, I- I kind of like the taste of your head. I mean, you said it was the only way, right?(coughs again)
MMeatwad
Where are you going, Drippy? I- I love you!
ODOl Drippy
I'm going away for a while, Meatwad. And I may never come back. But I'll always be here, inside.
Yeah, in my stomach, baby.
ODOl' Drippy
Close your eyes, Meatwad. [Shake takes a big bite out of Ol' Drippy] AAH!
Leave your eyes open, Meatwad. I wanna horrify you into a coma.
[Shake is eating fried chicken in the pool after Drippy got hit by a truck while saving his life]
FFryock
He pushed you out of the way of that truck.
Listen...he's in a better place.
He's in the grill of the truck!
MMeatwad
He was my best friend.
Ah, well then you should know something. When he was pushing me...he mentioned something about not liking you.
MMeatwad
Well...I guess I'll have one of those wings then. Gimme one.
[Throws a wing towards Meatwad] Here, fetch.
MMeatwad
Where's the meat?! This is a bone!
Go make a doll out of that!
MMeatwad
I do not want to do anything illegal here, but I would kill somebody in front of their own mama to get a ten speed and if anybody testifies against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.
Let's go get drunk and rip off a ten speed!
MMeatwad
Yeah, we'll get a basket and a horn on the handle.
Then we'll set it on fire and wreck it into children and laugh at their parents and then we'll...get on the... ohh man, I'm toasted!
The innocent shall suffer... big time.
Torch the dresser, Meatwad.
MMeatwad
But, this is where Carl keeps his clothes.
Look, these women don't have any clothes and they're not complaining.
Yeah, man. They're kissin' each other!
And you want Carl to be forever kissed, don't you?
MMeatwad
Well, I guess so..
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