Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 2
“The Cubing” · Season 2
In this episode: Wisdom Cube (5), Frylock (4), Meatwad (3), Carl (2), Master Shake (1)
It says here that this wisdom cube is the wisest being in the universe and he travels the galaxies feeding off knowledge.
He be feeding off them microwave burritos, too.
Those are gone?!
There were six this morning, there ain't none now. He's gassy, boy. Don't say nothing about him fartin'.
Oh, he's just doing that with his mouth Meatwad. Sometimes the most brilliant people are the most eccentric.
Really? That's a dead-on impression of a butt.
This one time, I ate boiled peanuts, and I'd like to have got sick.
[trying to get away from the Wisdom Cube] Look, there's Carl! Hey, Carl! Hey! Hey! Hold up, man!
No, no, no, don't come over here.
Don't go anywhere! Stay right there!
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Hey, look man, I'm sorry, I'd love to stay here with you, but I gotta go ever there with Carl...and spank him.
Shut up and fish!
[Frylock is going over to Carl to get away from the Wisdom Cube]
No, no, I got nothin' to say to you.
Nothin' personal [Frylock starts spanking Carl]
Oh, thank you.
[from away] Hey, nice yard! It's nice.
How's that restraining order comin'?
For your information, it's still tied up in the courts, cuz I don't have photographs of things like this thing you're doin' here with my butt-why're you doin' this? Stop doin' it. Wait, no-no wait, keep doin' it! [chuckles] Let me go get my camera!
I gotta tell you, a little of that guy goes a long way.
You know, that's just so weird. I can't believe that he's the all-knowing being of the universe.
Yeah, all-being. He's doing the 10-pound ball joke all wrong.
[On the phone] Is this the golf course? It is? Do you have 10-pound balls? No? Then, how do you walk?! How do you walk with a...regular? Well... [Raspberries]
I mean, that doesn't make sense any way you hear it.
Well, not to mention I unplugged the phone three hours ago.
This one ol' boy, he give me a job mopping up late night at this children's apparel store. Shoot, he said I made a worser mess than it was. That's discrimination.
This one time I rent me a pressure washer, start this business? "Meatwad Pressure Washing?" But then I's told, "You got to have a license." I says, "License? Hell! I ain't even s'posed to be in this country!" And then he got all mad.
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