“Hypnogerm” quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Time? (laughs) Time is an illusion. The only time is party time, are we clear?

Yeah I'm the basketball.

So what...what kind of germs he got there?

Frylock

Hypno-germs, Meatwad. Their only interest is to control your mind.

Oh thats right, and I'm an asshole for asking.

Shake

Thank you! You sir, you've got a nice young lady with you! What's your name?

Phil Cabinet.

Shake

You precious little thing, where ya from, Phil?

We're from...Kill Yourself!

Shake

Alright, Phil from Kill Yourself! And who's this with you? [growls seductively]

This is my six-month-old, and her name is Wear a Hat Made Out of Foil. This is my wife, Lock Yourself in a Cold Dark Room.

Hi.

Shake

And how long have you two lovely people been married?

Oh, about smear yourself with garbage and try to cross the freeway.

We just celebrated our eat your own dung.

Shake

Great to hear, yummy too! [laughter] Hey, Phil, thanks for comin' out. Like the shirt, both of you, you match!

Shake

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Tulip Sniper!

Thank you, thank you very much! Die! [fires another burst] Die, all of you.

Master Shake

All right! All right! Will everybody settle down please? We're not deaf! Okay.

Shake

Tell him I've never been to Branson.

He's never been there!

Okay, uh, I got a two-part question here. One, what's he doin'? Two, should we light him on fire?

And the princess turned into the Incredible Hulk. But not the Marvel Comics Incredible Hulk. A completely different Hulk, that we made up.

I can't raise him from the dead, if he's been shot in the head. My powers are limit...ed.

Bean and germ must never mate. It is written on this grape.

Brains! Ay qué delicioso!

Poncho and the Princess would never meet again, for a few weeks later Poncho met a younger, more illegal bean who wasn't in prison. And she bore him many children... and sued his ass for custody of them.

Take her to the epiglottis!

Master Shake

That is a lie and you are liar for saying that. I've never been to Branson in my life.

Frylock

Don't tell me you don't remember that. It was just last week!

Yeah, you ate that batch of bad ribs after the Gatlin Brothers concert and made Frylock blow the door off that truckstop bathroom because you said you couldn't wait for the bathroom key, squeezin' your butt cheeks together tryin' to keep it in.

Master Shake

I don't even know Charles Branson. Someone's losin' their mind, Jack, 'cause that never happened. [pointing to Meatwad] He's already lost his. [looking at Frylock] I'm lookin' at you, big boy.