PTPsychotic TV Frylock
[during Shake's sitcom] I'm the one who's sorry, OK? I'm sorry I made the cheerleading squad and you didn't.
[Audience members say "awwwwwwwwwwww!"]
ETEvil TV Shake
It's OK. You were the better cheerleader.
PTPsychotic TV Frylock
Well, I wasn't no slouch. Did you see me do those cartwheels?
[canned laughter]
[laughs] I identify with that.
ETEvil TV Shake
OK, OK, don't rub it in...
[canned laughter]
[laughs] And there's the zinger...
PTPsychotic TV Frylock
OK, then how about I blow it in?
[shoots him]
Master ShakeWHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?
You can't use the cloner to counterfeit money, Shake.
Master Shake
Look, we will discuss this when I feel like it. Right now, I gotta go get a new Camaro, 'cause that's where the shit is, baby!
[as Shake leaves with a bag full of bills] There are limits to how much you can clone. Matter breaks down over time!
Master Shake
[heading out] Blah, blah, blah, blah, I'm sorry I'm not fluent in Dorkinese!
Hmmm, well, on the other hand, I could use this to feed all the hungry children of the world. Yeah, with my new chain of family-style restaurants. [Puts dollars into the cloner and the money piles up] Oh, yeah. Oh, hell, yeah! [Phone rings] Yeah, I'm busy. What?
Hey, Fryman. Ordinarily, I wouldn't call you 'cause I don't like you, but you're on the TV, man. [Psychotic TV Frylock puts a six-pack on the floor] Check out channel...666. That's weird.
Look, Carl, I don't have time...
Whoa! Hang on, I'm on it now! That is me. [Psychotic TV Frylock high-fives TV Carl and hands him the beer] Awesome! Awesome! Friggin' awesome! I'm on TV! I look pretty good. Chicken skin diet's really paying off for me. [Psychotic TV Frylock, after a toast, shoots TV Carl] Oh, God. You stay far away from this house. Do you hear me?! Far away!
Master Shake
Frylock, get away from the money. The genetic structure is breaking down. It needs to be analyzed...at the Camaro dealership.
Hey, I want some of that! I provided the seed money.
Master Shake
[drops three dollars in front of Meatwad] Here. You tripled your investment. Now take a dirt nap.
Shake
Who let the hippie in here? I got news for you, pal: The dead are dead, okay? So maybe what you're looking for is soap, which is at the grocery store. You know, food you don't have to pick?
Shake
They sell meat there...
Shake
...and while you're at it --
Shake
Now! Shut up! I'm talking to him!
GWGeorge Washington
[sighs] I am.
Shake
Well, what the hell is he doing next to my Benjamins?
GWGeorge Washington
I have come bearing a message. Great Britain sought taxes from the colonies, and they paid for their greed with blood. Now, do you understand the price of avarice?
Shake
Take him out.
GWGeorge Washington
Wait! NO! [Frylock shoots him repeatedly with a shotgun]
[holding gun to his own head, with several smoking holes] I done took him out didn't I?
Master Shake
Yeah... you really took him out...
I knew I took him out..hee hee yeah! Hey, did I take him out?
Ah, we should have cloned twenties. Jackson wouldn't have given a shit.
[we go up to the moon where the ATHF "villains" meet]
Major Shake
[to Rabbot] How did uh, how did you get here?
RRabbot
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0.
Major Shake
I came across 190th and I came up to 110.
RRabbot
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0.
Major Shake
This is, uh, this is asinine.
RRabbot
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0.
Super Fun.. Super Awesome Villains Forever.
Wait... Um... Giglioranananomicom!
Major Shake
No...that sucks.
Major Shake
The Evil Gang of 11.
Super Awesome Villains Forever! That's mine! Hey!
How about the Midnighters?
Major Shake
Illin...the Illin Villains.
You know, we're out at night...
ODOl' Drippy
How about Got Villains?
RRabbot
Monday Tuesday Wednesday-
[Cybernetic Ghost joins in]
RCRabbot & Cybernetic Ghost
Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday...
I kinda like that name. It's identifiable.
Master Shake
[from inside Carl's house] Get your mouth off of me! Yeah we moved to Honolulu, shut up!
Ay, you know what? They actually moved to Honolulu. Can you believe that? I just found this out.
Oh, well...then give me my note back.
Hey did you hear- aw jeez. They're in the house!
That's impossible. They moved to Honolulu.
We ain't moved to no Honolulu-
Master Shake
[kicks Meatwad] Shut up.
[in living room playing Video Oujia]
GGame
Welcome to Video Oujia.
[slowly] Spirits that haunt this house....COME OUT! And play with me!
Master Shake
What do you think you're runnin' the Matrix? You're gonna break that thing.
SSSHH! You disturbin the presence...
Shake, he needs silence so he can talk to the dead.
Master Shake
What he needs is lack of oxygen so he can become the dead.
[Frylock uses his newly invented shrink ray to shrink down a computer chip]
Amazing! Do you realize that now this chip can be inserted into a microbot that enter into someone's skin through a pore-
[takes microchip] Or it can be inserted into the mouth, manually, so it can battle hunger and taste good. [swallows microchip]
Master Shake Oooh!
Tell me you didn't just eat that frickin'-
Well boy you said it was a chip. So where's the dip? Or am I lookin at him?
Master Shake
Oooooh! You did not even just do that! You are so dead! Oh NO you DIDN'T! Oh my God!
Master Shake
Alright, my teeth feel gritty, and I'm gonna lie down.
I need that chip Meatwad. One way...or the other.
Oh okay. Fecal matter. Stool sample.
Don't talk about it, just do it.
Well I don't do it. My body consumes all waste material. It's like the Thunderdome in here, only, two men enter...no man leaves. Rated R.
Starring Mel Gibson, and Master Blaster.
Look, we are all adults here. You can say it.
[laughing] YOU SAID POOP!! Hey Shake, Frylock said poop in here!
Master Shake
[from bedroom] Poop! HAHAHA! [vomits] HAHAHA! Poop!
(Master Shake & the Mooninites at a convenience store)
Master Shake
What do you mean no? Do you know how much this check is for? 'Cause I do not!
CClerk
Uhh, we don't cash checks here.
Master Shake
And we don't respond to threats. Let me say it one more time in a language I like to call English. Or maybe I should say it in Mexicano: Get back there-o and cash-o de check-o, amigo. Andale! Andale!
He's not responding, cup. Lay into him more.
(from ouside) Lay into him some more!
CClerk
Uhh, that thing is your check?
Master Shake
Yeah, that is the check.
CClerk
Well, we don't cash 'em.
Master Shake
Oh you never seen a check before? Oh, me so sorry. Maybe you're in the wrong business, and maybe immigration would like to know about this.
CClerk
Good, 'cause you know what? I'm American.
Master Shake
Well, I'm not, but when I become one, maybe then I'll legally buy a weapon and we won't have to vote you out of office, won't we scumbag?!
(Cut to Master Shake & the Mooninites outside of the store)
Master Shake
Unbelievable!
Master Shake
Y'know, they sneak in and then they try to rule us. (Looks into the store) Well, I'm gonna sneak into your country and do this job there and then not cash any of your friggin' checks! How will you like that?! You won't, because you'll be here!
Shake
What happened? Did he buy it?
Shake
Where did you get gum?
In there. In the gum aisle.
Shake
That's not what we sent you in there for!
But that's what I come out with.
Tell me, were there weenie-wraps?
Microwaveable, but weenie-wraps none the less.
Weenie-wraps intrigue me.
Yup, and they had burger-drops.
Burger-drops! (jumps through the window and starts shooting lasers).
Master Shake
I thought they stopped making those.
Master Shake
Pizza-balls?!
Do they have lil' turkey-muffins?
No, Shake. The other kind, the bad kind. The kidney-losing kind. In fact, this is not a check at all, Shake. This is a bill, for home care!
Master Shake
Impossible. That's not a bill.
This is... Cliff, does anyone know a Cliff?
Yes, my name is Cliff, and that's not a bill. Tell him, Err.
A bi— Why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?
I don't know. It's your uncle.
It is my uncle. Don't you forget it.
On the way down, I kept saying, 'This is a bill.' Just figured you knew something I didn't.
I did know something I didn't! But it wasn't that.
Master Shake
Wait a minute. I've been hauling a radioactive bill all over town, for you guys?
Oh, Boy I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now please, if you would, get the fuck out of my way. I mean, how many times do I have to fucking write ice cream on this fucking list before someone gets their shit in gear, and brings home the fucking ice cream! Maybe I should get a steak knife AND ETCH INTO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT FUCKING BE!!!!! ICE MOTHERFUCKING CREAM!!!!! I GUESS THAT'S THE PRICE I PAY FOR LIVING WITH TWO FUCKING MORONS!!!!!
Master Shake
What happened to courtesy? Did it just disappear?
Master Shake
WHO WOULD MAKE LOVE TO THAT??! How do you make love to...do you have a book...how do you do it, I'm asking.
I stole this ultrasound program off the internet.
Shake
Well that's stealing.
Shake
Would you get me the Lord of the Rings?
I already have that. It's on my hard drive. Ok, Meatwad, now-
Shake
[interrupting] How 'bout watchin' it?
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