What are standards and practices?
Well, that's an interesting question Meatwad. Here, let's take a look at this video.
GLGeorge Lowe
Standards and practices are a vital link in keeping good and funny ideas away from you, the television viewer. Watch how this nun reacts when we blow her brains out.
George points a shotgun at a smiling nun's head and pulls the trigger. Her head explodes and blood starts pouring out.
TWTV Warning
No! Permission not granted!
GLGeorge Lowe
Oh no, somebody's going to get an e-mail. What's a better, more acceptable solution.
The same scene is then re-enacted, yet this time a rainbow pours out instead of a blood.
GLGeorge Lowe
That's right a happy & colorful rainbow. Although not nearly as funny, it's guaranteed not to offend the black people.
TWTV Warning
No! Unacceptable!
GLGoerge Lowe
Ooo, did I say black? I meant to say minorities?
GLGeorge Lowe
Looks like someone's about to get an "A". By following the rules, you're guaranteed to make a mediocre product that no one can relate to.
So you see Meatwad, THAT's why I can't say the J word.
I don't understand any of this sh*t! [Red Check mark appears]
That's ok Meatwad, no one else will either.
Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Do a search ... for free pizza. Then see if it come out this drive. [looks in empty cup] Is this a drive?
I'm reading my news, if you don't mind.
News is good food for your mind, but I want food for my mouth.
[brief silence]
[muttering] You better hear what I'm sayin', I'll unplug this whole computer...
So, what was we talkin 'bout here?
Well people say they're seeing the face of, the J-man, and they're claiming to be healed.
Ya know...starts with a J, son of...G. Died and went to H...on the C?
Died on the C...Commode. Commode! Elvis! It's Elvis!
No, but he was a king. And he did live in a Graceland of sorts. [Frylock sighs as Meatwad continues to not get it] He looks like Ted Nugent.
Oh yeah, I know that ol' boy! It's Je-
Don't say it! Let's just call him...Gee Whiz.
Oh, Boy I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now please, if you would, get the fuck out of my way. I mean, how many times do I have to fucking write ice cream on this fucking list before someone gets their shit in gear, and brings home the fucking ice cream! Maybe I should get a steak knife AND ETCH INTO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT FUCKING BE!!!!! ICE MOTHERFUCKING CREAM!!!!! I GUESS THAT'S THE PRICE I PAY FOR LIVING WITH TWO FUCKING MORONS!!!!!
What happened to courtesy? Did it just disappear?
WHO WOULD MAKE LOVE TO THAT??! How do you make love to...do you have a book...how do you do it, I'm asking.
TNTed Nugent
Hey how you guys doin'? Anybody without a gun, a knife, a handkerchief and a chapstick get the fuck outta here!
That is FREAKIN TED NUGENT! [shot with an arrow] Ahh! you shot my arm!
TNTed Nugent
Sorry man, thought you were a varmin.
TNTed Nugent
Yes it is my image you saw in that billboard
I kept tellin' him, Ted Nugent. He's stupid
Frylock': What are you doing here?
TNTed Nugent
Which of you numbnuts left a dollar in front of my billboard?
Hey Nug, you gonna sign my arrow?
TNTed Nugent
Don't move man.
I got a Cat Scratch Fever loincloth I still wear on laundry night.
TNTed Nugent
I'm tellin' ya, don't move!
Why, what's the- AAAAAHHH!! [Carl explodes; rainbow appears]
Well I'm sure glad that wasn't blood. I would have been motherfuckin' offended out of my fuckin' ass.
Me too, ya motherfuckin' cock-suck.
TVTV Voice
[green check mark appears] Acceptable!
