A character in Animaniacs
Yakko
Animaniacs · 261 quotes
Most-quoted character in Animaniacs: in 144 of its 261 quotes
Most scenes with: Dot (98), Wakko (94), Warners (33)
[Last lines]
I know all of us here at the orphanage want to thank the Warner Brothers...
And the Warner sister!
...for donatin' this lovely chocolate Easter Bunny to the children!
[Kids cheer as they rush toward the chocolate bunny]
Wait'll they get to the creamy filling!
[The Warners wave their eyebrows]
Would you like anything?
Perhaps a sedative?
Huh? I don't get it.
Go away. [Hello Nurse shrugs and begins to walk off in a sultry manner. A suitcase drops down from the overhead compartment and opens to reveal the three Warner siblings]
Helloooooo, nurse!
[Hello Nurse runs off, and Yakko and Wakko pursue her. Dot dances away on her toes to the tune of "Dance of the Reed Flutes"]
[to the camera] That was pointless.
[Open on The Himilayas. Triumphant music plays in the background]
The Himalayas. The largest mountains on the face of the Earth. [Fade to an "Up this way" sign, outside Mt. Gesundheit] And here, high atop Mt. Gesundheit, lives the wisest creature in the world. The great Wally Llama, knower of all that is knowable. People from all over the globe seek his advice, for there is no question he does not have an answer to.
So, you see, Miss MacLaine, there is no way you could have been Kaye Ballard in another life. She is a Winter, and you are definitely an Autumn.
It's true! There is no question you don't know the answer to. Oh, thank you, Wally Llama. [kissing Wally Llama on the lips] Mmm . [skips away]
Huh, boy, what a dumb question. Phew! [goes back inside his temple. He puts a "Closed" sign on his door] All day long questions, questions. I'm sick of questions! I will answer no more questions today. [goes into his meditation room. He sits down on his cushion, pulling on a rope. A T.V. set pops up. He watches a Western, sighing]
[Outside the temple, The Warner Siblings are walking up the stairs to The Temple of Wally Llama. They sit down on a step, tired, exhausted, panting]
Phew. That's worse than sweating to the oldies.
But not as annoying.
True, no Richard Simmons.
[Dot pants. Wakko Eats snow, then turns to see The Temple of Wally Llama]
Hey, there it is! The temple of Wally Llama!
C'mon!
[The Warner Siblings run up to the doors. Yakko rings the doorbell]
Wow. Just think, siblings, soon we'll know the answer to the most important question in the whole wide world.
[Wakko Eats more snow. Yakko rings the doorbell]
Go away! [all Warner Siblings sniff themselves and shrug. Yakko rings the doorbell again] I said, "Go away"! I am missing Baywatch.
But we have a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very- [Yakko jabs him with his elbow] important question to ask you.
I'm sick of questions! Everybody always wants to ask me a question. [mockingly] "Oh, Wally Llama, I have a question". "Oh, Wally Llama, why is this?" "Why is that?" [angrily] No! I am not answering anymore questions today!
How come?
That's a question! And I'm not answering it. So there! [slams door]
[Yakko rings doorbell]
This is fun!
WHAT?!
[The Warner Siblings put on a slide show]
Oh, great Llama, we have journeyed 8,000 miles through rain, sleet, and snow.
I got sick in Phoenix.
We humbly request that you answer our one, tiny, ever-so-important question.
Well... [angrily shouting, blowing Dot away] NO! [slams door]
Our new friend.
["Let the Anvils Ring" plays]
Let us introduce ourselves, o people of this land.
We are the Warner brothers...
With sister close at hand.
I bet you all are wondering who is this young unknown? And why am I inheriting the Anvilanian throne?
Yes, why?
Yes, why?
Oh, please, please tell us why.
The bottom of the family tree.
Starts with Yakko; that is me.
I'm the cousin to the sister of son's niece's brother,
Of the uncle's daughter's father, of the nephew's sister's mother,
And my grandpa's only cousin was the King's daughter's sibling,
But they're all gone.
So that is why...
I am now your king!
He is now our king!
Yes, I am now your king! Repeat what I just said!
Repeat what I just said! He is now our king!
And let the anvils ring!
[Anvil instrumental break with Anvil Chorus]
[to the tune of Old McDonald] Old King Yakko's mania [anvils play "E-I-E-I-O"] Was for Anvilania! [anvils play "E-I-E-I-O"]
So good citizens, I pledge to you, I'll do the best that I can do. For honor, country and the king...Let the anvils ring!
Let the anvils ring!
Let the anvils ring!
Let the anvils ring!
No, no! This is the uniform of a great man!
Does he know you're wearing it?
I am Umlatt of Donlikus, and I am here to demand you surrender Anvilania to me! I give you 24 hours to vacate!
Vacation already? This is only my first day on the job!
I demand your surrender!
I will not surrender! You surrender!
Me, surrender?
Okay, I accept. Hand over the keys to your castle.
Don't be ridiculous! I'll go to war before I surrender!
Well go ahead, and don't you come back until you've learned some manners, young man!
Very well, you silly child! [throwing his hands into the air] This means war!
I thought that meant touchdown?
I’d be a great model. What does Christie Brinkley have that I don’t have?
Billy Joel!
[Wakko plays the rimshot, via stock footage from Taming of the Screwy]
Oui oui!
Pardon?
Oui oui!
Boy. The stuff they're getting away with on kid shows these days.
I’ve got the beans!
I’ve got the ketchup!
I’ve got the buns!
Says you!
[After the auction, Papa Bear sees through Yakko's disguise and pulls off his fake moustache]
You!
Who?
Get outta here!
[offscreen] That's him, Officer!
[Papa Bear turns to see the old lady, a policeman, and an angry mob of angry customers]
[angrily] These people tell me you won't give 'em refunds.
[trying to lie] But, Officer, I've given all my profits to charity. I have no money! [Wakko uses the garage door opener. Money, cash registers, and a piggy bank fall out of his shirt; laughs nervously]
[to the angry mob] Get the money!
[The angry mob of angry customers, Batman, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, and Dizzy Devil rush towards Papa Bear and beat him up, taking all of their money back. Papa Bear picks up a penny. The old lady takes the penny and sticks her tongue out at him, then leaves]
[cries] I'm penniless, broke, nothing!
[holding out a quarter and a penny] Say, how'd you like to make twenty-six cents?
[Last lines; the Warners are on top of the water tower with Papa Bear's garage]
[sighs happily] Our very own garage.
[reading paper] Hey, check this out. Tomorrow, some guy's having a yard sale.
I'm balled over. That was good. You kids got it. You got that special zingy thing. That thing that only comes from here. [points at Yakko's chest]
That's just a spaghetti stain.
See, that's funny. You're wack-o!
No. [grabs Wakko] This is Wakko.
You're funny!
No, I'm Yakko. And, that's Dot.
[painting "The Scream"] Have we met before?
[crazy voice] Oh! I love these kids! They are so funny! Sweet kids who look like puppies! Flamiel! [normal voice] Where're you kids going?
Gen Murray's house?
You kids are gonna be in my movie.
[to audience] Movie?
Who are you talking to?
The people watching on TV.
Peoples? What peoples? [crazy voice] Hello, nice people in the TV! [normal voice] Hey! I don't see any...where'd they go? Ah, there you are! [crazy voice] Nice kids, we're with the movie gonna do a thing!
[The Warners scream and try to run out the door]
Duh! Where are they?
[shuts the door] Okay, Mr. Penzoil Head, you talked us into it. We'll do your movie.
[crazy voice] Oh. You'll do! The mov...! You'll do the! Happy! I am! So much! Oil!
[to audience] Be afraid. Be very afraid.
[The cartoon begins]
[voiceover] Previously on warner law,
[Dr. Scratchansniff comes out of the store, carrying the therapy couch on his back. He walks up to his car, but notices the parking ticket on his window wiper]
[shocked] Oh, no. [snatches the ticket] A parking ticket?! But vhy?! I put money in ze meter!
[Cut to Yakko, reading the ticket]
If you're innocent, then you've got to fight this ticket!
We'll even help ya!
We'll be your lawyers!
Ha ha! You? My lawyers? Oh, no no no no no. You kids is crazy. I'm going to pay ze ticket, [grabs the ticket from Yakko] boom, and zat is zat. [walks to the door] Und don't come anywhere near me! [slams door]
[Yakko looks at his silblings with a smirk on his face, and they spin around to wear lawyer suits]
Come, siblings. We have a trial to prepare!
[First lines]
Look at all those stars.
They make me want to write poetry, or bake a ham; I forget which.
[yawns] Well, sibs. I'd say we turn in.
What do you want to turn into? I know, How about a bat? [turns into a bat and flies up on the roof] Or an elephant? [turns into an elephant and trumpets] Or a monkey? [turns into a monkey and makes monkey noises as he goes crazy]
[to Dot] Don't look at me. He's your brother.
We'll move on to science. Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the 18th century?
They're all dead.
No, no, no!
Alright, they're all living.
No, no, no!
Well, now we're getting into philosophy.
We’re not getting into phi- [stops herself] We'll move on to grammar. Wakko, what is the meaning of the word "procrastination"?
I'll tell ya tomorrow.
You children are making this very difficult!
Well, learning isn.t easy.
Stop that! STOP THAT! SIT AT YOUR DESKS THIS INSTANT!
[The Warners jump into their seats and sit quietly. Ms. Flamiel pulls a red marker pen out of her cleavage]
Ooh, what else ya got in there?
Why, you little...! F! [writes an F on Yakko's forehead]
Hey, you can't do that to him!
F! [writes an F on Dot's forehead, causing her to cry; Wakko buries his head in his arms, laughing; she glares at him, then writes an F on his hat with a black marker] F!
[Wakko stops laughing then stares at the F, he then gets very livid and starts to shake his head]
Uh, oh. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings.
I'd apologize if I were you.
I will NOT! You're horrid, naughty children!
[Growling, Wakko grabs his desk and shakes, steam shooting out of his nose. Ms. Flamiel starts to look worried. Finally, the top of Wakko's hat blows up like a volcano. Ms. Flamiel covers her eyes as Wakko's head explodes offscreen]
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